You know that Jeff is a fairly reserved guy, right?
You also know that the Mizzou Tigers played Nebraska in Nebraska yesterday, right?
Did you know that the Mizzou Tigers haven’t scored a victory in Nebraska in thirty years?
And because Jeff gazelled around the yard flying the Mizzou flag for nearly ten minutes, the Tigers took Nebraska down with a final score of 52-17. It just goes to show that sometimes you have to shake it up in order to come out on top, Cliché Wizard.
(The girls haven’t made eye contact with him in nearly eighteen hours.)