My grandmother used to have a very annoying habit of saying things like, “Oh! If only you knew what I know about Blashenblash! But I can’t tell you. I promised not to tell ANYONE! But you would DIE if you knew!” On a similar note, I can’t help but become annoyed when people shout out [...]

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With less than 100 rows to go, I really can’t sit down at the computer tonight. (I’m itching to bang out at least 20 rows each day so I can be wearing this guy before the end of next week.)

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I just took this evening’s muscle lallygagger, so I’ll keep this entry brief for fear that fifteen minutes from now will find me drooling and sputtering nasty tales. (And believe me…) Anyway. Here are the facts. I work part time at a yarn store. The employees at the yarn store are allowed to keep a [...]

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This morning I visited my headache specialist to figure out how to eliminate this ridiculous everlasting headache. After we briefly discussed my terrible posture and the fact that I get zero exercise each day (I really am a complete disaster), we had the following conversation. Headache Specialist: Do you, by any chance, have a Wii? [...]

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It’s sort of funny. After putting up the Fluid Pudding Hippo Banner, I quickly received six e-mails saying, “I’m really hating that hippo banner.” One of my six unsolicited banner judges even said, “I don’t think I can come back here as long as you have that hippo banner.” Yesterday I woke up and said, [...]

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Jeff: Today is the day I make chili. Italian Sausage Esquire Magazine Chili. The only ingredient we need is meat. Me: Wouldn’t it be weird if we used Sidney? Jeff: Yeah. That would be weird. Like, “Okay, Folks! The weather guy said it might snow today!” And because there’s a tiny chance that it could [...]

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1. Coming soon to a public place near you? Harper and The Tantrums! 2. Meredith’s eyes were dilated today. She’s been crying about The Potential for Dilation (my next book title) for nearly a week now. And when I say “crying” I mean that Meredith may or may not be performing with Harper and The [...]

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Yep. I might be back with more later, but today is already getting away from me. So, coming at you live: Puppies! Free live streaming by Ustream

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I almost forgot to post something! Hey there! HERE IS THE BREAKDOWN OF MY DAY: (This is the perfect time for you to go somewhere else. May I suggest a trip over here?) My mom came over, we went to Starbucks, and then we cleaned the girls’ room and decorated it for the holidays. Winter [...]

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(Apparently the manufacturer thinks it’s time to make another baby.)

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