Entries from December 2008

Resolution, Schmesolution.

December 31st, 2008 · 20 Comments · Daily

So, it seems that every year I think about my goals for the following year, and then I immediately go all blah, blah, blah “I want to read more books and knit more socks for others and make falafel and scare myself a bit and so on! Bring it! Indian food!” This year I’m keeping [...]

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The pumpkin head is for the feast of Stephen, Sire!

December 28th, 2008 · 15 Comments · Cucumbers aren't always cool., Daily, Social Awkwardness

If you know me at all, you know that the inside of my car is a disaster. I believe our entire CD collection is on the floor of the car, along with every gas station receipt and candy bar wrapper we’ve accumulated over the past two years. There are many tissues. Some are unused. Others [...]

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Shoes and Delhi’s Chaat and Drake Bell and Pork!

December 25th, 2008 · 13 Comments · Daily, Giving Stuff Away, Make Out Parties

First off and most importantly? Merry Christmas from The Puddings. Our day has been filled with stuffed animals that whimper, a Drake Bell concert DVD, both sets of grandparents, a little of this, a lot more of that, Danskos, a two hour nap (for everyone!), and Gokul. It really doesn’t get much better. AND, this [...]

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It’s beginning to look a lot like a bucket hat giveaway!

December 22nd, 2008 · 91 Comments · Daily, Giving Stuff Away, Knitting

One of my knitting goals for 2009 is to become comfortable with stranded knitting. To kick off that goal one week early, I sat down on Friday and started my version of this hat. Yesterday afternoon? I finished it. I am not yet done with Christmas shopping, nor have I sent out all of my [...]

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I just can’t wipe that “I’m helpless and not so bright” wrinkle from my forehead.

December 17th, 2008 · 12 Comments · Cucumbers aren't always cool., Social Awkwardness

After picking Harper up from preschool this morning, I drove over to the Hallmark store to purchase candles. I’m sure you can relate to this statement: When I’m all out of creativity and energy and I’ve just been to the doctor for what I believe is lymphangioleiomyomatosis, I sometimes throw my hands in the air, [...]

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She’s crafty, and she’s just my type!

December 11th, 2008 · 18 Comments · Daily, She's Crafty

So, you’ve signed on to help a bunch of little kids get crafty for the holidays, and you’re out of ideas. You’ve come to the right place, Shirley! Take a tube sock and fill it halfway with rice. Now fold the top down and roll it a bit to make the snowman hat. With yarn, [...]

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These are my final complaints of the year. Probably. (Maybe.)

December 9th, 2008 · 24 Comments · Cucumbers aren't always cool., Daily, Social Awkwardness

1. I don’t mind Christmas shopping. However, when everyone in the family suddenly pretends to have never met my kids and I end up having to do Everyone’s Christmas Shopping, well, I get tired. And then I lose my bubbling Christmas spirit. And suddenly, when Amy Grant’s Christmas CD comes on, I find myself thinking, [...]

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I’m simply mollycoddled!

December 3rd, 2008 · 23 Comments · Daily, Make Out Parties

Internet Friends, I am lucky. In the past year, because of Fluid Pudding Dot Com: I was able to share 60 boxes of M&Ms with you. I was able to do that whole Bedroom Makeover thing. I funded a trip to BlogHer in San Francisco by selling handknit socks and sock ornaments. (AND, Ornament Friends? [...]

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