Comments on: I’m ripping off my privy pants to tell you The Starbucks Secret.

By: Jo Anna

Jo Anna — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 23:49:34 +0000

Just want to add my empathy to the feeling-the-need-to-strangle-a-barista-today thing. Think maybe they should make that a theme week. Maybe the stock would rise. Prices would drop. And I might actually be able to pry myself away from their crackchaiteasoylatte8pumpsnowaternofoamextrahot and get a real job!!!

By: Jessica Bern

Jessica Bern — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 18:41:28 +0000

I can barely remember the words to describe what I had for dinner last night. I lose at trivial pursuit every, single, solitary time I play which is why people always want to play with me.

By: kimblahg

kimblahg — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 04:41:38 +0000

I worked at Starbucks during graduate school and let me tell you, they are rather uptight about the apple juice! I love their caramel apple cider and it was a drink they really didn’t like us drinking as our comp drinks. You would think milk on average would be higher than apple juice? It isn’t even organic apple juice (or wasn’t then).

By: Wendy

Wendy — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 05:40:04 +0000

THAT could explain the drop in share price of Starbucks. How could they ever make a profit?? Thanks. Coulda told me before I bought shares….

By: ChasingSanity.com

ChasingSanity.com — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 14:23:59 +0000

lol – that’s some funny action

By: Alli

Alli — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 21:15:27 +0000

Your nights of fun are so full of pressure. Next time I’m in town we can have a “guess this Margarita flavor” night. No pressure, except on your bladder later.

By: Alex in OC

Alex in OC — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 19:38:05 +0000

I understand PETA just started a new campaign. We’re supposed to say “Sea Kitten Juice” instead of “apple juice” from now on. Wait…

By: sonrie

sonrie — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 17:18:33 +0000

i participated in a trivia night back in high school, so I definitely thought I knew *everything* but didn’t actually know as much as I know now…anyway, my team had to name the 3 types of rock, and we could only think of two (i can’t even remember them now), so instead of lose, we cleverly thought of this for our answer: Hard Rock, Classic Rock, Soft Rock. And then we won the prize for most creative answer. Yes, we did.

By: Jen

Jen — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 15:25:08 +0000

Oh, man, drop everything and read Revolutionary Road. Having manually expressed a dachshund’s anal glands, read the Yates book AND happen to possess thickened bowel loops thankyouverymuch, Yates wins, hands down.

By: joaaanna

joaaanna — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 14:23:59 +0000

I think Angela and Shmoo should have an Anal Sac Throwdown.

And Shmoo? I think you should post that link you were referring to. My husband thought he could do the task on our dog and, well, it didn’t work so well. I had to ask him, “WHY would you even THINK to try that? Just on a WHIM?”