As you know, we did the Parent/Teacher conference last week.
Harper’s report stated that she represents feelings and ideas in a variety of ways.
She shows confidence and takes initiative.
She responds to sensory input to function in the environment.
Yesterday, when I asked Harper what she learned in school, she handed this to me:
Apparently, “responds to sensory input to function in the environment” is fancy for “totally relates to Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds.”

10 responses so far ↓
1 liz // Mar 5, 2009 at 1:18 pm
I always gets, “Works independently, but at her own pace.” Which is shorthand for, “stubborn as a mule and try to hurry her along at your own risk.”
2 Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah // Mar 5, 2009 at 2:44 pm
Is her teacher Timothy Leary?
3 Lori // Mar 5, 2009 at 3:22 pm
I love this artwork!!! I wonder if it represents some moment in the class or just something that came to her…
4 Dooley // Mar 5, 2009 at 9:54 pm
Looks like a tab of E on her tongue, and she’s off to rave.
5 blackbird // Mar 5, 2009 at 10:38 pm
Typical second child.
I less than three her.
6 Badger // Mar 6, 2009 at 8:07 am
Well, but the asymmetry lends a certain sense of balance to the piece overall, don’t you think?
Hey, who dropped this clove cigarette in my coffee?
7 OTC // Mar 6, 2009 at 9:20 am
I foresee a successful future in horror remakes of the Muppet Show. Rip their eyes off! More blood! More blood!
8 Annie // Mar 6, 2009 at 10:35 am
One time, I made a craft in school that was a card for my mother to tell her I loved her and thought she was the best. Unfortunately, my teacher was too busy to spellcheck it.
I ended up giving my mother a lovely card that said, “Mom, you are the beast!”
9 Alex in OC // Mar 6, 2009 at 8:24 pm
Once when I was a literacy tutor, I got a thank you note that said,
“Dear Miss Alex,
Thak you for hleping me with my spling.”
10 mom on a wire // Mar 8, 2009 at 6:18 pm
The flashbacks this artwork induced were highly satisfying.