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March 5th, 2009 · 10 Comments · Daily, Shorties

As you know, we did the Parent/Teacher conference last week.
Harper’s report stated that she represents feelings and ideas in a variety of ways.
She shows confidence and takes initiative.
She responds to sensory input to function in the environment.

Yesterday, when I asked Harper what she learned in school, she handed this to me:

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Apparently, “responds to sensory input to function in the environment” is fancy for “totally relates to Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds.”

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10 responses so far ↓

  • 1 liz // Mar 5, 2009 at 1:18 pm

    I always gets, “Works independently, but at her own pace.” Which is shorthand for, “stubborn as a mule and try to hurry her along at your own risk.”

  • 2 Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah // Mar 5, 2009 at 2:44 pm

    Is her teacher Timothy Leary?

  • 3 Lori // Mar 5, 2009 at 3:22 pm

    I love this artwork!!! I wonder if it represents some moment in the class or just something that came to her…

  • 4 Dooley // Mar 5, 2009 at 9:54 pm

    Looks like a tab of E on her tongue, and she’s off to rave.

  • 5 blackbird // Mar 5, 2009 at 10:38 pm

    Typical second child.

    I less than three her.

  • 6 Badger // Mar 6, 2009 at 8:07 am

    Well, but the asymmetry lends a certain sense of balance to the piece overall, don’t you think?

    Hey, who dropped this clove cigarette in my coffee?

  • 7 OTC // Mar 6, 2009 at 9:20 am

    I foresee a successful future in horror remakes of the Muppet Show. Rip their eyes off! More blood! More blood!

  • 8 Annie // Mar 6, 2009 at 10:35 am

    One time, I made a craft in school that was a card for my mother to tell her I loved her and thought she was the best. Unfortunately, my teacher was too busy to spellcheck it.

    I ended up giving my mother a lovely card that said, “Mom, you are the beast!”

  • 9 Alex in OC // Mar 6, 2009 at 8:24 pm

    Once when I was a literacy tutor, I got a thank you note that said,
    “Dear Miss Alex,
    Thak you for hleping me with my spling.”

  • 10 mom on a wire // Mar 8, 2009 at 6:18 pm

    The flashbacks this artwork induced were highly satisfying.