I always feel a bit of anxiety as the school year comes to a close. Meredith and Harper are already asking about play dates and what are we going to do this summer and can we have sleepovers and if Sidney dies can we get a dog? (Sidney is our “elderly” cat. She’s 100% healthy, [...]
Entries from May 2009
Rehearsing for the Summer
May 27th, 2009 · 26 Comments · Daily
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It smells like an endometrium under my arms!
May 19th, 2009 · 23 Comments · Daily, Shorties
Because I’m nothing if not a scientist, I’ve been experimenting with deodorant lately. Hypothesis: Anti perspirants make me itch. Experiment: Apply Mitchum anti perspirant under arms. Results: Ow! Ow! Itchy! Hand me the Golden Grahams! I’m going to kill someone! Analyze Results: Itchy? Yes. The hypothesis is true. Report Results: Hey, you guys? Anti perspirant [...]
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Monroe or Manson. Take your pick.
May 18th, 2009 · 17 Comments · Cucumbers aren't always cool., Daily, Social Awkwardness
As you know, I got a new camera. And just like anyone who finds a new friend, I’ve been spending quite a bit of time getting to know her. The camera has been attached to me for the past seven days, and has clicked through quite a few car rides, cat jumps, bees on flowers, [...]
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Miss Crazy in Prison with the Makeup
May 15th, 2009 · 21 Comments · Cucumbers aren't always cool., Daily, Giving Stuff Away, Review, Will it make me sick?
I stopped by the Crazy Lady Starbucks last night on my way to work. While there, I asked if they experienced any sort of customer disturbance on Saturday morning at 9:45ish. And they had! Apparently, the woman who yelled at me in the parking lot entered Starbucks and started acting all crazy and screaming out [...]
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For my next trick, I shall assemble a car.
May 14th, 2009 · 18 Comments · Daily, She's Crafty, Spool Samples
Remember last month when you inspired me to reach into my closet and pull out my sewing machine? Well, take a look at what happened earlier this week. I made a dress. And Harper sort of likes it. And when she bends over, it doesn’t rip, which means I can change the world, Eric Clapton. [...]
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I should have stuffed the jumbos. Instead, I embed.
May 12th, 2009 · Comments Off · Cucumbers aren't always cool., Daily, Video! Video! Video!, Will it make me sick?
Last year, to commemorate the anniversary of my birth, I stuffed quite a few marshmallows into my mouth to see if I could get past a dozen without choking. This year I fully intended to do the same thing, but really. How many marshmallow stuffing videos does the world need? (Plus, I’m wearing my new [...]
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I love you and you and you and you (repeat and fade)…
May 11th, 2009 · Comments Off · Daily, Giving Stuff Away, Review
Thanks so much for your kind words and e-mails regarding the Possibly Crazy with a Big C lady and the reflux stuff. Once again. You guys? The greatest. Hands down. One more thing: If you’re interested in reading about Snapfish products and possibly winning a $50 Snapfish gift card for Father’s Day, step on over [...]
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The woman had bad roots, but I didn’t call her on it.
May 10th, 2009 · 67 Comments · Cucumbers aren't always cool., Daily, Just asking, Shorties, Social Awkwardness
Yesterday morning I was a bit bummed out because Meredith has been having stomachaches that are a bit more like STOMACHACHES(!!!) and they hit her quickly and she immediately starts to cry and sometimes she throws up, and I would do just about anything to suffer through them for her. So anyway, she had a [...]
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When it’s a little too busy for words, just puke up a photo of the cats!
May 6th, 2009 · 10 Comments · Crazy Cat Lady, Daily, Make Out Parties
Things are going quite well at the Pudding house. Fabric is being cut, no humans are ill, I’m rolling on the current book club selection, I’m hooking up with a friend this evening for dinner, and the cats are toying with the idea of becoming pals. Thanks to each and every one of you for [...]
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Look at me! I’m self-employed! I love to work at nothing all day.
May 3rd, 2009 · 14 Comments · Daily, Just asking
So, every once in a while I like to sit back and give a State of the Union-esque sort of update to you so you know where I am with everything. Specifically, I’d like to update you on business, ask for your opinion on something, and then send you somewhere where your voice can be [...]
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