Comments on: Are you hinting my apples are not what they ought to be?!

By: jane

jane — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 03:17:53 +0000

Tree fabric is too scary.

By: Mocha

Mocha — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 23:41:40 +0000

That FP fan is onto something with bacon flavored lip balm. MY GOD, IT’S GOT TO BE INVENTED ALREADY.

Ok, onto the cuteness of Meredith. Where oh where to begin? She is amazingly CUTE. And SMART. And has the wit of her mother.

Can’t wait to see the skirt you’ll make of that fabric. It’ll be cool I’m sure. Take a picture of you wearing it at a soccer game with a cowbell in hand. That would make your Cool Points go over the edge.

By: Carroll

Carroll — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 16:04:45 +0000

I dunno, FP…don’tcha think Harper’s likely to grow out of those shorts kinda fast?

By: pharmgirl

pharmgirl — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 01:45:04 +0000

LOVE IT.

I was once almost run in for posing in a swimsuit atop the Sundrop machine outside the Union WalMart.

I know some glorious soccer moms (of which I am one). My advice to you:
Buy a cowbell
Bring cool snacks

By: Average Jane

Average Jane — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 19:50:12 +0000

That fabric design is all kinds of awesome!

By: Lara

Lara — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 16:21:44 +0000

Meredith is HILARIOUS. You have some cute and delightfulyl quirky kids, lady! :)

Also? JEALOUS that school is starting for you this week and simultaneously feeling JIPPED on behalf of your kids. It’s too EARLY! What about SUMMER! Please tell me they get off in early June…

By: Isabella Golightly

Isabella Golightly — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 11:21:33 +0000

So, is this an Alice’s Restaurant moment? “”What’re you in for, kid?” “Littering”. And they all moved away from me on the Group W bench. ”

You devil. I knew you had it in you.

By: Lori

Lori — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 05:36:36 +0000

Also (because my stupid comment wasn’t rambling enough) I meant “…every time I write it” not “right”… I’m embarrassed for me. And still rambling. sheesh.

By: Lori

Lori — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 05:35:17 +0000

I think I just scared my neighbor’s cat with my sudden shriek of laughter. (did I spell shriek correctly? I don’t think it looks right. Shriek? It looks more like Shrek everytime I right it. What was I saying?)

Oh, yes, the “that’s my flesh burning” made me shriek with laughter (it must be right, my spell checker isn’t yelling at me) and I had to re-read the post several times to see if I missed something. Thank you for that.

And, while I support your clothing making choices, I can’t get behind that fabric now that I’ve made the connection to the Wizard of Oz…. That part of the movie scared the crap out of me as a kid…

By: FP Fan

FP Fan — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 00:26:16 +0000

I think being a soccer mom brings one to new levels of cool accountability. Not that I am one, but I just have that feeling. Just imagine the conversations you could have with Meredith with this involved http://store.baconsalt.com/Bacon-Lip-Balm_p_40.html

“Hey–roll down your windows, do you smell that fantastic breakfast diner down the street?”

“Roll ‘em up. That’s just your bacon lip balm…again.”

Plus think of the other soccer moms you could fool into believing that you whipped up the whole team a fabulous nutritious meal when they come to pick the kids up from your house! From the makers of Baconnaise!

No, I don’t blame you at all if you block my IP from comments.