Comments on: I have toothpaste in my hair.

By: dee

dee — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 03:54:01 +0000

I’m curious what citrus does to your face. I love pineapple and have ridiculous acne on my jawline…is there a connection?

My last cell phone number was also home to a gal with mega credit issues. And, a guy who left several rapping voice mails. I’m not making this up. He often rapped about her “big, fine booty” and “pick up the phone, I’m so alone.” (i forget what rhyming companion went with ‘booty’)

By: Marianne

Marianne — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 18:59:40 +0000

Oh, and I’d totally read a blog dedicated to postings the messages that are left on the VM for other people.

By: Marianne

Marianne — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 18:58:41 +0000

Ew, nothing but mint polish please! Fruit flavors make me gag. And I hate the grit so I make them rinse and rinse and rinse. Best is when the hygenist just lets me swish and spit into the sink.

By: Carroll

Carroll — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 17:32:32 +0000

Deanna, that’s a GREAT idea!

Get this — we routinely have creditors calling for… (wait for it, and definitely no offense intended to anyone at all by the following fact)…JESUS! Yes, we’ve had the same number for over 30 years, and for the last 15 or so, people have been regularly trying to hunt Jesus down at our place. Sorry folks, even with the Hispanic pronunciation, wrong number!

By: Deanna

Deanna — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 17:17:06 +0000

Maybe we should put together a website like on FlashForward where everybody can log on and post and find phone messages they’re missing. I have two years worth stored up for a Contessa Bradford on my Blackberry number at work.

By: Lori

Lori — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 14:03:47 +0000

Cool phone! I now am dealing with phone envy but I suppose I’ll get over it. Corn Phone!

I finally stopped getting calls for some guy who used to have my number after 5 years of “no he doesn’t live here. No I don’t know him. No I don’t know where he is” and hoping the police and/or creditors wouldn’t come to my house looking for him!

By: Alli

Alli — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 12:47:09 +0000

Corn phone – that is so cool!

By: Isabella Golightly

Isabella Golightly — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 11:24:21 +0000

According to Margaret Visser, in her wonderful book “Much depends on Dinner”, there are only two products in the entire American supermarket which do not contain a by-product of corn – fresh milk and fresh fish. I’m not sure how bananas slipped through, but if I whip it out (the book, you rude thing) to check, I’ll let you know. All this means is that Corn is taking over the world. Go you cobs!

By: April

April — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 07:00:46 +0000

OMG! I have an NTI! Isn’t it the best? No more tooth-cracking and fewer headaches! (I’m so emotionally sensitive I crack my teeth with the strength of my anxiety. And jaws.)

By: Mary

Mary — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 05:50:43 +0000

I have the same problem with Kelly Lowe! Apparently she owes some people some money? I hope its not the mob. She also really needs to tell her grandmother her new cell number too.