Comments on: We’ve been searching for diamonds.

By: Chris Garlington

Chris Garlington — Sun, 31 Oct 2010 04:48:34 +0000

Three great alternate responses to I POOPED A DIAMOND.

1. That’s a not a diamond, that’s your mother in law’s heart.
2. Don’t let it scratch the porcelain.
3. Finally we can pay for your college education.

By: When did I become my Mom

When did I become my Mom — Sat, 24 Jul 2010 00:59:08 +0000

Lol. My son said Memote instead of Remote as a child, and I never stopped him. As a matter of fact I probably encouraged him, using Memote as thought it’s the way that was meant to be pronounced. To this day I still find myself saying it… and I remember his little 3yr old face. :-)

Hope your daughter (ahem) passed a diamond.

By: Alysa

Alysa — Sat, 09 Jan 2010 03:30:55 +0000

My three year old daughter was sitting on my lap during a dinner party. She put my diamond pendant in her mouth and all of a sudden she said “Uh-oh”. We never did find it though.

By: Jeanette

Jeanette — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 11:36:43 +0000

Oh LOL!! Eeuuuww, glad it wasn’t me

By: lynne

lynne — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 11:44:19 +0000

Rofl funny. Thank you for providing my first big laugh of 2010 :)

By: Effie

Effie — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 14:51:50 +0000

Hahahahaha–I actually laughed out loud when I read this–that doesn’t happen much! Good idea to poke it with a stick though–I don’t know why that wouldn’t have been my first idea–as I still change lots of diapers (happily only from two of my children–yes we have our third–a boy and a cutiepie at that–only 3 weeks old and fitting in quite well! I think he sleeps best) and since they are cloth diapers, I have to rinse the poop out BY HAND, so I would have grimaced and gone in…a stick would work SO MUCH BETTER! NAdine just learned how to say please “eese” so cute but it works!

By: Linda

Linda — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 02:29:42 +0000

I was changing Matt’s diaper when he was about 1 1/2 years old, and I noticed something in his poop. Upon closer observation I noticed a stamp! Somehow he had eaten, digested, and pushed out a stamp all in one piece!

Emily used to say “ham-buh-burger” and “bam-baid” when she was little. I was sad when she started pronouncing them correctly.

By: Lori

Lori — Fri, 01 Jan 2010 18:23:11 +0000

That is the funniest thing I’ve read all year!

By: The Coffee Lady

The Coffee Lady — Fri, 01 Jan 2010 18:18:41 +0000

Oh, those diamonds. In our house we like to stick them to all the walls with Blu Tak. But, you know, eat them if you want.

By: DLG in Mich

DLG in Mich — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 20:17:27 +0000

I was required to manufacture a custom tool that allows one to retrieve a Nintendo DS game cartridge from the toilet if a 7-year likes to play the DS while pooping and happens to drop one in. So, yeah. I’m feeling your pain on this one. Hope the diamond passes soon (and painlessly).