Comments on: I like you as much as I like broccoli pizza. http://fluidpudding.com/2010/01/25/i-like-you-as-much-as-i-like-broccoli-pizza/ It's the new small talk! Sun, 20 May 2012 23:42:30 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Diane http://fluidpudding.com/2010/01/25/i-like-you-as-much-as-i-like-broccoli-pizza/comment-page-1/#comment-7475 Diane Sun, 31 Jan 2010 13:56:48 +0000 http://fluidpudding.com/?p=1872#comment-7475 My daughter has been seeing a pediatric ophthalmologist since she was 7 months old. Even though I explained the vision issue on her enrollment paperwork and discussed it with her educators, I always received a letter after annual vision screening at school stating she needed an exam. This year, when the nurse administered the depth perception test, my offspring said, "puppies aren't in the basket, puppies are never going to be in the basket". Finally, the year she graduates, I did not receive the letter. My daughter has been seeing a pediatric ophthalmologist since she was 7 months old. Even though I explained the vision issue on her enrollment paperwork and discussed it with her educators, I always received a letter after annual vision screening at school stating she needed an exam. This year, when the nurse administered the depth perception test, my offspring said, “puppies aren’t in the basket, puppies are never going to be in the basket”. Finally, the year she graduates, I did not receive the letter.

]]> By: Keyona http://fluidpudding.com/2010/01/25/i-like-you-as-much-as-i-like-broccoli-pizza/comment-page-1/#comment-7345 Keyona Thu, 28 Jan 2010 04:02:33 +0000 http://fluidpudding.com/?p=1872#comment-7345 Good for you! Good for you!

]]> By: Deb http://fluidpudding.com/2010/01/25/i-like-you-as-much-as-i-like-broccoli-pizza/comment-page-1/#comment-7301 Deb Wed, 27 Jan 2010 04:58:11 +0000 http://fluidpudding.com/?p=1872#comment-7301 Oh hell yeah you did, she's now pinned in a short bathroom stall scared to come out, isn't she? Faxes! Slicing like ninja stars, Shhhhhhaaaaahhhh! Oh hell yeah you did, she’s now pinned in a short bathroom stall scared to come out, isn’t she? Faxes! Slicing like ninja stars, Shhhhhhaaaaahhhh!

]]> By: flatflo http://fluidpudding.com/2010/01/25/i-like-you-as-much-as-i-like-broccoli-pizza/comment-page-1/#comment-7297 flatflo Wed, 27 Jan 2010 03:40:26 +0000 http://fluidpudding.com/?p=1872#comment-7297 Sarah, as a person who has carried an epipen when they were still a syringe & tourniquet set, that nurse really, really scares me. Epipens are carried because one may not have TIME to seek professional medical attention. How in the world did she get her license? Sarah, as a person who has carried an epipen when they were still a syringe & tourniquet set, that nurse really, really scares me. Epipens are carried because one may not have TIME to seek professional medical attention. How in the world did she get her license?

]]> By: blackbird http://fluidpudding.com/2010/01/25/i-like-you-as-much-as-i-like-broccoli-pizza/comment-page-1/#comment-7293 blackbird Wed, 27 Jan 2010 02:01:26 +0000 http://fluidpudding.com/?p=1872#comment-7293 Hey, look, who HASN'T been all Crazy Mom on the school nurse's ass? WHO? I WANNA KNOW? I certainly have. Hell, I've been Crazy Mom with the Principal too. JUST FREAKIN TRY ME. Hey, look, who HASN’T been all Crazy Mom on the school nurse’s ass?
WHO?
I WANNA KNOW?
I certainly have.
Hell, I’ve been Crazy Mom with the Principal too.
JUST FREAKIN TRY ME.

]]> By: Amy in KC http://fluidpudding.com/2010/01/25/i-like-you-as-much-as-i-like-broccoli-pizza/comment-page-1/#comment-7283 Amy in KC Tue, 26 Jan 2010 22:42:34 +0000 http://fluidpudding.com/?p=1872#comment-7283 Don't you mean school "nurse"? Don’t you mean school “nurse”?

]]> By: marianne http://fluidpudding.com/2010/01/25/i-like-you-as-much-as-i-like-broccoli-pizza/comment-page-1/#comment-7275 marianne Tue, 26 Jan 2010 20:50:36 +0000 http://fluidpudding.com/?p=1872#comment-7275 Oh, I forgot to say that I once had a Japanese roommate who made pizza one night and kindly offered me some: tuna, onion, broccoli, with ketchup as sauce. I can't remember if I ate it or not, but I can remember feeling horrified. But she was so kind, I'm not sure how I got out of eating it. Oh, I forgot to say that I once had a Japanese roommate who made pizza one night and kindly offered me some: tuna, onion, broccoli, with ketchup as sauce. I can’t remember if I ate it or not, but I can remember feeling horrified. But she was so kind, I’m not sure how I got out of eating it.

]]> By: marianne http://fluidpudding.com/2010/01/25/i-like-you-as-much-as-i-like-broccoli-pizza/comment-page-1/#comment-7274 marianne Tue, 26 Jan 2010 20:46:52 +0000 http://fluidpudding.com/?p=1872#comment-7274 My strategy when dealing with idiots is to say "Thanks." in a chirruppy voice with a little smile and then hanging up the phone/walking away. You win because they are still the sad, delusional soul who thinks they know everything and are the king/queen of the world, whereas you really know that they're idiots. Which makes you better. You win! My strategy when dealing with idiots is to say “Thanks.” in a chirruppy voice with a little smile and then hanging up the phone/walking away. You win because they are still the sad, delusional soul who thinks they know everything and are the king/queen of the world, whereas you really know that they’re idiots. Which makes you better. You win!

]]> By: sarah http://fluidpudding.com/2010/01/25/i-like-you-as-much-as-i-like-broccoli-pizza/comment-page-1/#comment-7260 sarah Tue, 26 Jan 2010 18:58:27 +0000 http://fluidpudding.com/?p=1872#comment-7260 I am not sure why they do things like that. my daughters middle school nurse tried to tell me that they didn't need an epipen for her because the kids don't have recess and if she got stung by a bee on her way to school then they would just call me and I could give it to her. I am not sure why they do things like that. my daughters middle school nurse tried to tell me that they didn’t need an epipen for her because the kids don’t have recess and if she got stung by a bee on her way to school then they would just call me and I could give it to her.

]]> By: Lori http://fluidpudding.com/2010/01/25/i-like-you-as-much-as-i-like-broccoli-pizza/comment-page-1/#comment-7259 Lori Tue, 26 Jan 2010 18:46:47 +0000 http://fluidpudding.com/?p=1872#comment-7259 Oh wow. I ... I don't know what I would have done in that situation but I'm pretty sure it wouldn't have involved any sort of kind, measured, rational response to the nurse. Eeep. Hope you can relax and the breathing/back ache eases up. Knit a bit. that helps everything. Oh wow. I … I don’t know what I would have done in that situation but I’m pretty sure it wouldn’t have involved any sort of kind, measured, rational response to the nurse. Eeep.

Hope you can relax and the breathing/back ache eases up. Knit a bit. that helps everything.

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