Comments on: I’ll kick your can!

By: Stephanie

Stephanie — Mon, 21 Jun 2010 02:35:35 +0000

Hi, first time I’m on your blog, and I’m laughing so hard, I’m crying over the cat litter post. My hubs is over there trying to work on his laptop and I’m over here silent laughing and crying, which probably looks a heckuva lot more like crying. And I’m trying not to say “piss and perfume” out loud because then he’ll probably just commit me.

So thanks for the chuckles. Seriously. Been a while since I laughed this hard over something.

By: Mizmell

Mizmell — Thu, 03 Jun 2010 12:13:30 +0000

The city-girl daughter has one very LARGE (18 pounds, I think) cat so she uses Arm & Hammer multi cat litter. You should give it a shot. It will have guests doubting you own a cat.

By: Jane

Jane — Mon, 17 May 2010 15:56:19 +0000

‘Sir,’ I fell off my yoga ball from laughing.
FP: Pulled pork sliders? Yumm!!

By: You can call me, 'Sir'

You can call me, 'Sir' — Mon, 17 May 2010 13:53:20 +0000

Since my morning could do with a little more drama, I choose to imagine that following an argument, Jeff grabbed the kitty litter, stood in the open front doorway, and yelled, ‘I’m leaving!’, then stormed out and slammed the door behind him. Cue the string music. Close-up of your furrowed brow. Detergent commercial.

By: Alli

Alli — Sun, 16 May 2010 23:44:41 +0000

I kept thinking of PFLAG the whole time I read that story. What was the name of that movie where they kept saying PFLAG? Winona Ryder was in it.

By: Dooley

Dooley — Sat, 15 May 2010 23:40:59 +0000

Props to the store clerk using the word ‘piss’ during a conversation with a customer. And don’t knock Eau d’ammonia.

By: onthecurb

onthecurb — Sat, 15 May 2010 21:46:26 +0000

Could she have meant the air tastes like piss and perfume? (and here i go sounding like i’m in cahoots with P-SLAR) (i really just wanted to say ‘cahoots’ there) I’ve experienced a smell being so strong you can taste it. (cahoots) Let’s hope she’s not actually tasting those litter box morsels.

Also, if it was a verbal faux pas on her part, it probably hit her just after you left the store. “Did I just say TASTE like piss and perfume?!! Ah, that lady thinks I’m completely bonkers.” Too bad for her you’re a blogger. :-)

By: Birchsprite

Birchsprite — Sat, 15 May 2010 21:03:07 +0000

Am I on a roll or what with this first commenting business. It may have something to do with being on the other side of the world I guess. I had no idea that Americans ate cat litter. One learns something new everyday. :)