Me: Jeff, I’ve been paying attention to the commercials this year, and it looks like you’re supposed to either purchase a car or diamonds for me for Christmas.
Jeff: I’ve got you covered.
Me: So, what did the television convince you to buy?
Jeff: I actually went off the grid and bought you a car made out of diamonds.
Me: Excellent. Imagine how stunning that’s going to be when I try to drive during the next ice storm!
Jeff: Best of all, it’s never going to scratch, so it was totally worth the completely debilitating amount of debt we’re now in.
Me: We might not be able to gas it up, but it sure will be pretty.
Jeff: You’re welcome.
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5 responses so far ↓
1 Suebob // Dec 21, 2010 at 7:00 pm
Around here, people are far more subtle:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/suebobdavis/5056062578
Wish the photo captured the true glory.
2 Isabella Golightly // Dec 21, 2010 at 7:30 pm
So, it looks like this?
http://blog.petaflop.de/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/mercedes-sl600-brilliants-brillianten-diamonds-sema-car-show-las-vegas-dad-japan.jpg
3 Alli // Dec 21, 2010 at 10:47 pm
I love Jeff!
4 Erika // Mar 30, 2011 at 2:03 pm
Hey, you make me laugh out loud! So much! I used to read your blog when you were pregnant with Young MC, and just after she was born… this was before I had my own (who’s now four, and I still call her the Grub. Then, somehow, I lost you, but here you are again. Still making me laugh out loud. Thanks, Angela.
5 Erika // Mar 30, 2011 at 2:04 pm
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