Announcement: Classroom Parties! 2 down, 4 to go! AND, today’s parties were very much okay. Of course, my style is to always focus on the glitches (kids who despise caramel, kids who HATE that I didn’t bring cupcakes, kids who were injured during the popcorn relay, etc.). I’ve made mental notes for the remaining parties [...]
Entries from October 2011
The Parties are Over, Doris Day.
October 31st, 2011 · 8 Comments · Daily, Shorties
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And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, “Lenore!”
October 28th, 2011 · 20 Comments · Daily
As you know, I’ve signed on to be the head room parent for both Meredith and Harper. Our Fall Party is Monday. This is how it’s going to go down. (Scoot back. You’re about to fall off the edge of your seat!) The first graders will be decorating plain pumpkin-shaped sugar cookies with icing and [...]
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Maybe if they put cupcakes at the finish line…
October 24th, 2011 · 15 Comments · Daily, It Goes In My Face, Out on the Town, Stump Stirrings
It seems that I keep putting posts up and then taking them down because I’ve become severely self-conscious of looking like a jerk or offending a group of people. This should not offend anyone. (Unless you’re opposed to Halloween. If you’re opposed to Halloween, LOOK AWAY!) On Saturday evening, we took Hermione and Evil Angel [...]
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Dear Jeff,
October 20th, 2011 · 26 Comments · Daily, Make Out Parties
At about 5:30ish this evening, we will have been married for exactly ten years. (We will BE married? We Will Have Been seems incorrect. However, it’s much better than we WOULD have been, yes?) Anyway, ten years is nuts. I’ve never done ANYTHING consistently for ten years, and now this! We’ve reached a decade! When [...]
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I still don’t know what the white strappy thing is.
October 18th, 2011 · 13 Comments · Make Out Parties, Out on the Town
Ten years ago today, I got together with my cousins, my aunt, my sister, my mom, and my mother-in-law. We went to Olympia, where cheese was set on fire and I did a bit of this: And a bit of this: And a lot of this: When it occurred to my aunt that I hadn’t [...]
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Urine for a Surprise!
October 12th, 2011 · 28 Comments · Daily, Just asking, Will it make me sick?
So, remember yesterday when I mentioned that something in the house smelled like urine? I noticed that the odor was stronger when I was sitting at the computer, which made me think it was something in the kitchen. Later in the afternoon, I noticed that it was pretty terrible when I was driving the car, [...]
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I’m just over here doing Tuesday.
October 11th, 2011 · 20 Comments · Daily, Shorties, Sit and Spin
Hello! It appears that October is already 1/3 of the way over, and that raises my anxiety levels a bit because: Due to circumstances beyond my control but not REALLY beyond my control, I am now the head room parent for Meredith’s class AND Harper’s class. I filled out the form and said something like, [...]
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Ah-ah-ah… Scieszka! Bless You!
October 6th, 2011 · 33 Comments · Daily, Out on the Town, Turning Pages
It has been One Of Those Weeks. We realized on Monday that our license plates expired in September. SO, on Tuesday I took the car in for an inspection, and it failed because of a malfunctioning LED brake strip. We quickly scheduled an appointment at the dealer, because it seems that no one else carries [...]
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