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Woe is me! But also? Whoa is me!

January 28th, 2018 · 6 Comments · Daily

Let’s see.

I fell face first into the bushes while trying to adjust the outdoor lighting.

But also? I went to a party that didn’t end until a woman was tied up and blindfolded! (She volunteered.)

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I migrained the past three days away and was unable to attend a concert with my sister—a concert I’ve been looking forward to for months.

But also? This evening I went to a guided meditation session with a new friend and it was exactly what I wanted and needed.

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I discovered that my new favorite comfort food is lentils with pickles and crackers.

But also? I discovered that my new favorite comfort food is lentils with pickles and crackers!

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The past week has been a bit of a jerk. This week will be better because it will include a waffle and a haircut.

I will never sing like Patti Lupone. I will never sing like Lil Uzi Vert. I will never be an Olympian. (Have I ever told you about the time I competed in the Beer Olympics? My event involved lapping beer from a frisbee like a dog. I did not earn medals or respect that night.)

I’ve been writing a short story about a girl who may have had a little too much gin while hanging out in a stable on Christmas night. (It is not autobiographical.)

I’ll try to be back soon.

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6 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Carroll // Jan 28, 2018 at 10:37 pm

    I really can’t decide what intrigues me most about this post; it’s a toss-up between the paws-up dog, and the mysterious pickle & lentil dish. But I sure am sorry you’re still being plagued by those darn migraines!!

  • 2 kmkat // Jan 28, 2018 at 11:17 pm

    I am trying to imagine the lentil/pickle/cracker combo. I think I need to know if the pickle are sweet or dill.

  • 3 Barbara Tupper // Jan 29, 2018 at 6:18 pm

    Dill or sweet? What kind of crackers?

  • 4 Liz Huber // Jan 30, 2018 at 12:59 am

    Maybe there is something helpful for you here. Best wishes,

    https://www.turmericforhealth.com/turmeric-benefits/turmeric-benefits-for-migraine

  • 5 You can call me, 'Sir' // Feb 5, 2018 at 5:37 pm

    Is that dog in rigor mortis?

  • 6 JessicaD // Feb 9, 2018 at 8:50 pm

    PS – I read this post after commenting on the other pickles + lentils post. (still not sold…). Sorry abt the migraines, yuck. I had a neuro appt this week and got some new and interesting suggestions… we’ll see. Hoping your head has cleared. xoxo