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These Days: A story in (mostly) quotations.

September 13th, 2018 · 3 Comments · Daily

What they say is true. Dogs and their people really DO start to favor one another.

John Waters said, “Remember: You must participate in the creative world you want to become part of.”

Similarly, if you surround yourself with toxic people, their toxicity seeps into you regardless of your fabric content. Don’t hang with the lady bullies when the world is in need of joy finders.

Similarly, dogs eventually start looking like their owners and vice versa. (Do you remember when I accidentally injected Scout’s plasma into my own blood stream? I’ve been sniffing hard lately. Scratching my head with my foot. Running 85 mph in circles around the couch for absolutely no reason.)

John Waters also said, “I’m rich! I don’t mean money-wise. I mean that I have figured out how to never be around assholes at any time in my personal and professional life. That’s rich.”

Tom Robbins said, “If God didn’t prefer for us to drink at night, He wouldn’t have made neon!”

E.B. White said, “Be obscure clearly.”

The Beastie Boys said, “I am the king of boggle. There is none higher. I get 11 points off the word ‘quagmire’.”

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3 responses so far ↓

  • 1 RzDrms // Sep 13, 2018 at 10:10 pm

    “The Handmaid’s Tale” said, “Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.”

    I say, “RIGHT ON!”

  • 2 Lucinda Maddera // Sep 14, 2018 at 8:40 am

    I feel like “Don’t hang with the lady bullies when the world is in need of joy finders” should be a cross stitch/needlepoint project.

  • 3 Joan // Sep 17, 2018 at 8:58 am

    I know how to never be around assholes … but it’s sort of a necessary evil in my line of work … and I’m sorry to say that I’m wholly unqualified to do anything else.

    Sigh … so thank God for neon.

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