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Day Six: After dessert, we fell off of a bridge and I woke with a jerk. And by Jerk I mean Jostle, not Jeff.

Last night I had another one of my Stephen Colbert dreams.

A few months back he rescued me from a book reading and took me to the opera.

Last night he showed up at my hotel, taught me how to handwash my socks (it's something I've been struggling with--in the shower),
and drove me to Buffalo Wild Wings where we danced forehead to forehead to When in Rome's "The Promise"
before dining on Buffalitos and Deep-dish Apple Pie.



We really do make a handsome couple, no?

Posted by: fluidpudding on 11/6/2007 2:03:03 PM , 18 comments
Submitted by bria at 11/6/2007 2:17:59 PM
    you totally crack me up!!! oh, but you two DO make a very handsome couple. :D
Submitted by Sara at 11/6/2007 2:28:29 PM
    JEALOUS!
Submitted by Karaoke Diva at 11/6/2007 2:33:32 PM
    Is that heart supposed to represent your love for Stephen Colbert or are you flashing him your mongo D-cups?

    :-)
Submitted by FP at 11/6/2007 2:38:19 PM
    KD--That's why I'm standing so far away from him! My big old chest prohibits me from invading anyone's personal space. And now I'm laughing because I see that my chest is right in line with his belt buckle. I was never very good with scale...
Submitted by Rhi at 11/6/2007 2:38:43 PM
    Funny, last night I dreamed I was in love with an Amish man on his Rumspringa and then I was getting parenting lessons from Michelle Duggar. I've really got to stop watching documentaries on these people. I like your dream much better.
Submitted by Dana at 11/6/2007 4:06:04 PM
    I was going to ask what KD already did.

    You have some good looking calves.
Submitted by Mutha at 11/6/2007 4:46:51 PM
    Woman, you're on fire lately. This whole blog daily thing has really brought out some great work. This post has to go in a best of category. Or a breast of category. Bravo!
Submitted by Dooley at 11/6/2007 5:02:18 PM
    OMG, I had (about) the same dream many years ago, when Craig Kilborn hosted the Daily Show. <> i think he's likely a horrible jerk now... <>

    On a related subject, I do not understand anyone's attraction to Conan O'Brien, even though I think he's clever and funny sometimes.
Submitted by allison at 11/6/2007 6:20:34 PM
    Remind me to tell you about the dream in which I ALMOST bed Billy Idol. So long ago, yet still so wonderful and vivid.
    That WIR song makes me feel like wearing black leggings and a big Forenza sweater.
Submitted by Sara at 11/6/2007 7:39:00 PM
    I'm another Sara who is totally jealous. I'd love to have a dream with Stephen.
Submitted by RzDrms at 11/6/2007 8:22:53 PM
    NaBloPoMo = Nada Bloppin' Poopin' Moofin' Thing To Write About! ;) kidding!loveyou,gladyou'rebloggin'byyourself
Submitted by Marcia at 11/6/2007 10:00:01 PM
    so... you + Colbert. Are you prepared for the Catholicism he's going to force on you?
Submitted by FP at 11/7/2007 7:21:39 AM
    Marcia--As long as the Catholics are allowed to dance forehead to forehead and eat Buffalitos, we're good. (I think Catholic + Baptist is sort of like Pisces + Taurus. It's a match made in Heaven (and water and land).)
Submitted by Helen at 11/7/2007 7:52:24 AM
    1 - I spent a weekend last fall in a house owned by Stephen Colbert's sister in law. In my bedroom was a life-size cardboard Stephen Colbert. It was all that and more.

    2 - I actually DID dance forehead to forehead to "The Promise" with a boy I dated in college. It was deep and meaningful at the time, but recently I would grimace at the memory if I heard that song on the radio. I feel now, through your dream, that I can return to celebrating being 19 and in love.
Submitted by All Adither at 11/7/2007 8:28:39 AM
    I've always aspired to forehead dancing, but have never found anyone to partake with me.
Submitted by Karen T-H at 11/7/2007 8:45:56 AM
    I wasn't worried until I read that your dream included an actual CONSUMING of the buffalito. Don't you know what part of the buffalo they take that from????
Submitted by bethany at 11/7/2007 11:50:25 AM
    love it. I want to have your dreams:)
Submitted by Alesia at 11/8/2007 11:28:49 AM
    I think we're living parallel lives (although I think you have the better haircut). First, the crock pot dinner, and now the celebrity dream. You got the better of that deal, too. I got stuck with Ethan Hawke (my Renee Zellweger). http://whosheshe.blogspot.com/2007/11/is-ethan-hawke-trying-to-tell-me.html
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