I have an idea. Let’s make that whole “Attack Site” thing The Thing of Which We Shall Not Speak (TToWWSNS), okay? Onward! I have a question. Should I be eating polenta? My grocery store is starting to carry “exciting” flavors, and I really don’t know what polenta is, but if the packaging looks sort of [...]
Entries Tagged as 'Conversations with Meredith'
Blitzkrieg Bop
September 30th, 2009 · 21 Comments · Conversations with Meredith, Daily, Just asking, Sticks and String
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Are you hinting my apples are not what they ought to be?!
August 10th, 2009 · 24 Comments · Conversations with Meredith, Daily, Spool Samples
Did you hear the rumbling noise yesterday morning at approximately 11:30 CST? That, my friend, was me becoming a soccer mom. I’m not quite sure what the new job entails, other than hauling the kids around three or four times each week for practices and games. Also, I believe it means I need more skirts. [...]
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Too bad we’re going to miss Upper GI Wednesday!
July 25th, 2009 · 18 Comments · Conversations with Meredith, Daily, Just asking, Shorties, Sticks and String
Yesterday afternoon we were able to attend a glow-in-the-dark juggling/magic show at the local library. Because we know how these things tend to fill up quickly (We don’t really know that, but we pretend to be knowing. We’re so smug.), we arrived thirty minutes before show time. As the girls and I waited for the [...]
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Skirting Around the Biliary Dyskinesia
July 10th, 2009 · 42 Comments · Conversations with Meredith, Daily, She's Crafty, Spool Samples, Will it make me sick?
A few weeks ago I suddenly got the urge to fill my closet with skirts. In the past, when similar urges have struck or stricken depending on your preference, I simply made a trip to J.Jill where I tried on a handful of skirts, did the math while standing half-clothed in the dressing room, and [...]
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The Sparkling Scrotal Steed
June 30th, 2009 · 37 Comments · Conversations with Meredith, Daily, Shorties
The girls have been playing with the most annoying unicorn purchased by my mother at a garage sale a few years back. (And that sentence is funny, because it now sounds like my mom often purchases unicorns at garage sales. The one in question was voted Most Annoying by the army of unicorns that are [...]
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“Staring at the Candle, Part II” by Meredith Pudding
January 28th, 2009 · 13 Comments · Conversations with Meredith, Shorties
I’m going to stare at the candle all night long. Look! Did the candle blow out? No. It’s still lit. And, there’s another one lit! Uh-oh! We don’t have any more candles after that second one is lit. We’re going to have to light a match. I HOPE THERE’S NOT A MONSTER IN OUR HOME! [...]
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I couldn’t tell her what you really do with it, because I hate the word “insert.”
January 5th, 2009 · 21 Comments · Conversations with Meredith, Cucumbers aren't always cool., Daily, Shorties, Video! Video! Video!
I tell you the following story with a great deal of hesitance, because it touches on Female Stuff and Whatnot. (Please know that I still have a hard time saying the word Bra out loud, so speaking of The Monthly Event is not something I do lightly. (No pun intended, if there’s one hiding out [...]
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Shorts.
November 22nd, 2008 · 7 Comments · Conversations with Meredith, NaBloPoMo, Working Girl
While working at the yarn store, I often find myself yelling, “Oh, fun!” whenever someone talks about the project she is working on. My Oh Funs are annoying, brainless, and as unpredictable as an explosive sneeze. Random knitter: And when I’m done with the scarf, I think I’ll use the leftover yarn for a hat. [...]
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Some might say I’m calling it in. I say, “Memories light the corner of my mind.”
November 21st, 2008 · 7 Comments · Conversations with Meredith, Shorties
Two years ago today, we were getting our Christmas cards together. Today Meredith told Harper that you really shouldn’t share underpants with your kindergarten friends. Harper answered, “Yes. And if you pee in your underpants, it’s okay. You just have to clean it up. It is NOT a big deal.”
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Banner, Schmanner. David, Schwimmer.
November 16th, 2008 · 15 Comments · Conversations with Meredith, Daily, NaBloPoMo
It’s sort of funny. After putting up the Fluid Pudding Hippo Banner, I quickly received six e-mails saying, “I’m really hating that hippo banner.” One of my six unsolicited banner judges even said, “I don’t think I can come back here as long as you have that hippo banner.” Yesterday I woke up and said, [...]
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