Last Monday I received an e-mail from our pastor asking if I would be interested in participating in our Lessons and Carols Sunday by reading one of the lessons. Because I tend to flip out with this sort of thing, I quickly called Jeff and asked if HE would like to participate in Lessons and [...]
Entries Tagged as 'Cucumbers aren’t always cool.'
Nothing is impossible, Daisy Fuentes.
December 12th, 2011 · 14 Comments · Cucumbers aren't always cool., Daily
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Lachrymosity
November 18th, 2011 · 14 Comments · Cucumbers aren't always cool., NaBloPoMo
You might not know this, but: A lot of things make me cry. Example: I love singing in the car to this song. BUT, when I get to the 2:48 mark? I lose it. AND, when the cat sings, “I know you’re strong”? I nearly have to pull over. (Confession: I just dragged the arrow [...]
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Shirtsicles will not earn me any coolness points.
July 14th, 2011 · 19 Comments · Cucumbers aren't always cool., Daily
A few days back, we had lunch with one of Meredith’s friends and the friend’s mom. It was delightful. As expected, the girls decided to plan a play date. (I still hate that term.) Because Friend wanted to meet Scout, we planned the get together for yesterday afternoon at 12:30. (I’ve gone on and on [...]
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Summertime, and the living’s not so easy…
June 14th, 2011 · 47 Comments · Cucumbers aren't always cool., Daily
You’ve known me long enough to know that a number of things make me even more anxious than your average overly-anxious bird. My relationship with food is totally cracked. I weigh myself at least four times Every Single Day. If my number goes beyond what is most likely a perfectly acceptable number for me, I [...]
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I’m more Woolly Spice than Sporty Spice.
May 20th, 2011 · 15 Comments · Cucumbers aren't always cool., Daily
Today is the annual Field Day at the girls’ school. Because Jeff is The Athletic Parent and I am The Couch Parent, he took a vacation day to spend seven hours playing outdoor games with the kids. Sadly, yesterday he came home sick with a terrible stomachache and a fever. Because he has an assigned [...]
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There’s one (or more) in every crowd.
May 17th, 2011 · 17 Comments · A Dog's Life, Cucumbers aren't always cool., Daily
A few days back, we took the puppy to her first session of obedience school. We were instructed to bring three things to class: immunization records, a leash, and treats. One puppy owner didn’t bring any of those items. That particular owner (Shall we call her Eileen? Let’s do!) sat on a stool and watched [...]
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I need a shirt that says, “Case of the Mondays.” Actually, no I don’t.
May 2nd, 2011 · Comments Off · Cucumbers aren't always cool., Daily
Do you ever do that thing where you think you’ve made a good decision, and then it becomes clear that what you REALLY did was screw things up? Suddenly, your stomach begins to clench up and your head feels hot and as much as I hate the word Stupid, well, you just feel so stupid? [...]
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We’ve got an 11-96 and a 5150 at The Pudding House.
April 20th, 2011 · 24 Comments · Cucumbers aren't always cool.
On Monday morning, at approximately 8:27, the girls and I exited the house for the drive to school and quickly noticed a man sitting in his car right by our mailbox. I looked at him. He looked at me. I gave him the roughed up “Dude. This is MY house. Move it along.” raised eyebrow [...]
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I just don’t want to be Tessie.
March 23rd, 2011 · 13 Comments · Cucumbers aren't always cool., Daily
In approximately two weeks, I will be attending a knitting camp, where I believe there will be both knitting and camping. Sadly, I’ve done what I always seem to do, which is: Not keep up with the message board discussions where the camp is discussed. SO, in two weeks, my friend (who is flying in [...]
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It is now in the basement. In a bucket!
December 14th, 2010 · 14 Comments · Cucumbers aren't always cool., Daily
When you’re in your goofy teddy bear pajamas and it’s three degrees outside and you call your husband in Philadelphia to ask where the plunger is because it’s not in its normal location in the (very cold) garage and he tells you that he may have hung it on a nail that happens to be [...]
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