Entries Tagged as 'Cucumbers aren’t always cool.'

I want to go to Canada for their Thanksgiving. Who’ll have me?

October 8th, 2009 · 12 Comments · Cucumbers aren't always cool., Daily

It’s cold and rainy today (which I love), and three of the four kids in my house (sometimes I count the cats) are sick right now. With that said, I had jelly on my toast and hot Earl Grey (with honey) for breakfast, so I really have no complaints. On the calendar for this evening [...]

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Blame it on the rays? Yeah. Yeah!

October 5th, 2009 · Comments Off · Cucumbers aren't always cool., Daily, Giving Stuff Away, Review

For some unknown reason, I spent the entire weekend dressed up as Petulant Pudding. I’m choosing to blame my foulness on the stingrays we visited at the St. Louis Zoo Saturday morning. I have to blame my ire on something, you see, and because the stingrays are now loaded up and on their way to [...]

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All I wanted was to dance to a Milli Vanilli tune. Thwarted again.

September 24th, 2009 · 20 Comments · Cucumbers aren't always cool., Daily

As you know, I went to my high school reunion last year. As a result, I’m now once again in touch with all of my favorites from high school (via Facebook, of course). Actually, I take that back. I’m in touch with my favorites who are actually on Facebook. I’m still looking for this guy [...]

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I’m eating my hair. I’m eating my hair!

September 18th, 2009 · 10 Comments · Cucumbers aren't always cool., Daily, Will it make me sick?

So, I’m about to update my website software to the latest version, and I’m shaking in my boots. My hair is curling, my flesh is crawling, my blood is running cold, et cetera. Confession: I am scared to death of driving around in a big city. I’m no good at it. I make lots of [...]

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Stock up on the Northern! It’s FAFPBPA time!!!

August 25th, 2009 · 31 Comments · Cucumbers aren't always cool., Just asking, Will it make me sick?

Do you remember back in March when I threw my fist to the sky and invited you to participate in the First Annual Fluid Pudding BreadPuddingAlong (also known as FAFPBPA, which is pronounced FafPuhBuhPah)? Six months have passed, and I think it’s time we have ANOTHER FafPuhBuhPah! But this time? Let’s shake it up a [...]

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I’ll drive all night just to buy you some shoes.

August 23rd, 2009 · 21 Comments · Cucumbers aren't always cool., Daily, Make Out Parties

This morning I decided to be in the market for athletic shoes. (Would it look like I’m trying too hard if I said something like “This was no small feat!”?! I like to think that I’m cooler than that. Let’s shift focus a bit, shall we? It was one year ago tonight when Jeff and [...]

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Vanilla Long John Love with a Side of Fiona Apple

August 19th, 2009 · 22 Comments · Crazy Cat Lady, Cucumbers aren't always cool., Daily, Social Awkwardness, Sticks and String, Video! Video! Video!

This morning I dropped Meredith off at school, returned home with Harper, made coffee, started a load of laundry, plopped down onto the couch, and remembered that I haven’t pulled up Fluid Pudding in over a week. Whiny Paragraph: I barely made it through the evening of Meet the Teacher last week. Argh. I’m not [...]

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Lack of Intestinal Fortitude, Chapter 43

August 5th, 2009 · 34 Comments · Cucumbers aren't always cool., Daily, Will it make me sick?

While we were at Trout Lodge, something crazy happened that led me to call my doctor once again for the Mystery Abdominal Thing. Long story short? We scheduled a CT scan! Lady at Scheduling: Your test will be on Thursday at 3:30, but we’ll need you to be here at 2:30 for registration. AND, you’ll [...]

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Birthday party, cheesecake, jelly bean, boom!

July 22nd, 2009 · 27 Comments · Cucumbers aren't always cool., Daily

On Sunday afternoon, I found myself at Starbucks ordering one of their shaken iced tea lemonades. The barista, who looks a bit like Dave Grohl, is my absolute favorite local Starbucks barista. (Wait. It’s not like I know all of them well enough to proclaim a favorite. I don’t. In fact, I rarely do the [...]

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Detailing the Pudding

June 15th, 2009 · 31 Comments · Cucumbers aren't always cool., Daily, Make Out Parties

How is it that I’ve spent 39 years thinking that “detailing a car” had something to do with painting thin swirly stripes down the side of it? A few days back I mentioned that no one really details their car anymore. Jeff mentioned that just because our car isn’t detailed is no indication that it [...]

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