I have totally sucked at checking in over the past few months. You know how everyone says that your cells change every seven years and it makes your hair change and your skin change and Oh! So Much Change!? After hitting the seven year mark with Fluid Pudding, I almost feel like my motivations are [...]
Entries Tagged as 'Social Awkwardness'
Fluid Pudding Plans to Get Her Groove Back
March 1st, 2009 · 26 Comments · Cucumbers aren't always cool., Daily, Knitting, Social Awkwardness, Video! Video! Video!
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What Goes Down when a Migraine Hits at Church
February 23rd, 2009 · 12 Comments · Cucumbers aren't always cool., Daily, Social Awkwardness
“Ah. It’s sort of delightful to be sitting in front of someone who can actually sing. I need to see who she is and try to sit in front of her more often. O splendor of God’s glory bright la la la la la la la laaaaaaah… Oh. Wait. Who just poked me in the [...]
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Do you have five minutes?
February 12th, 2009 · 14 Comments · Daily, Social Awkwardness
I really hate when people use the word Whirlwind to describe how their week has gone. With that said, the past week has been mighty sprightful. Today is Meredith’s kindergarten Valentine’s Day party, and because I’m still suffering from that whole No One Will Call Me Back thing, Jeff is having to take time off [...]
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I’m also wearing my witty underpants.
January 23rd, 2009 · 32 Comments · Cucumbers aren't always cool., Daily, Social Awkwardness
In less than an hour I will be jumping into the old Nissan and driving thirty miles south to have dinner and drinks with some friends I haven’t seen in over twenty years. Dear Facebook, You are crazy. Love, Angela Pudding I always accept these invitations with a fist to the sky and a big [...]
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The pumpkin head is for the feast of Stephen, Sire!
December 28th, 2008 · 15 Comments · Cucumbers aren't always cool., Daily, Social Awkwardness
If you know me at all, you know that the inside of my car is a disaster. I believe our entire CD collection is on the floor of the car, along with every gas station receipt and candy bar wrapper we’ve accumulated over the past two years. There are many tissues. Some are unused. Others [...]
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I just can’t wipe that “I’m helpless and not so bright” wrinkle from my forehead.
December 17th, 2008 · 12 Comments · Cucumbers aren't always cool., Social Awkwardness
After picking Harper up from preschool this morning, I drove over to the Hallmark store to purchase candles. I’m sure you can relate to this statement: When I’m all out of creativity and energy and I’ve just been to the doctor for what I believe is lymphangioleiomyomatosis, I sometimes throw my hands in the air, [...]
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These are my final complaints of the year. Probably. (Maybe.)
December 9th, 2008 · 24 Comments · Cucumbers aren't always cool., Daily, Social Awkwardness
1. I don’t mind Christmas shopping. However, when everyone in the family suddenly pretends to have never met my kids and I end up having to do Everyone’s Christmas Shopping, well, I get tired. And then I lose my bubbling Christmas spirit. And suddenly, when Amy Grant’s Christmas CD comes on, I find myself thinking, [...]
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I totally wanted to go out with a bang. Take that as you will.
November 30th, 2008 · 12 Comments · Daily, NaBloPoMo, Social Awkwardness
So, here we are. November 30th. 9:30 at night. I planned on making another video for you. It was going to maybe feature a bit of French horn. Perhaps piano. Most likely a bit of spoken word. (As opposed to the unspoken word that you’re mucking through right now.) I had such good intentions. Anyway, [...]
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I was not attacked by the statue, but I did get a new comforter.
November 24th, 2008 · 6 Comments · Daily, NaBloPoMo, Review, Social Awkwardness
Last night I found myself sitting on a couch next to The Bloggess. We were guests on Oprah (obviously), and our mind-blowing creations were being celebrated. After a coin toss, Jenny revealed that she had invented a statue of Frida Kahlo that appears to be a normal twenty foot high stationary installment until someone in [...]
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5 Reasons Why I Might Be On Day 10 of a Migraine
November 14th, 2008 · 11 Comments · Cucumbers aren't always cool., Daily, Knitting, NaBloPoMo, Shorties, Social Awkwardness
1. Coming soon to a public place near you? Harper and The Tantrums! 2. Meredith’s eyes were dilated today. She’s been crying about The Potential for Dilation (my next book title) for nearly a week now. And when I say “crying” I mean that Meredith may or may not be performing with Harper and The [...]
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