My ortho guy (because I have an ortho guy) has office walls bedecked with signed jerseys. Marshall Faulk is on the wall. Wayne Gretzky is on the wall. Even Kris Humphries is on the wall. I might not recognize all of the names on the shadow-boxed jerseys, but I *am* pretty sure that none of [...]
Entries Tagged as 'Stump Stirrings'
Dirty Old Men, The Fort Lauderdale Edition
February 6th, 2012 · 31 Comments · Daily, Out on the Town, Stump Stirrings
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Der Stiefel!
January 24th, 2012 · 14 Comments · Stump Stirrings
Yesterday morning I drove about ten miles south to meet a sports medicine orthopedic guy about my ankle. He took an x-ray of both legs (posterior tibial stress fracture in the left, nothing in the right!) and an MRI of my left ankle (results pending!). He also told me that I might need to think [...]
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Running on Empty, Jackson Browne
January 11th, 2012 · 17 Comments · Daily, Stump Stirrings
People, the following is all about running and my decrepitness. I am so sorry. As you know, I started the whole Couch to 5K thing back in September. At the three week mark, I stumbled and messed up my left ankle. I then went through a few months of physical therapy and was cleared to [...]
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The Hodge and the Podge
January 4th, 2012 · 14 Comments · Daily, Sit and Spin, Stump Stirrings
The worst paper cuts come from pizza boxes. I know this because Jeff is out of town, and when Jeff goes out of town, we tend to indulge. When there’s a fresh pizza in the house, I often cannot open that box quickly enough. (I’m currently sporting a Donald Duck Band-Aid on my right middle [...]
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Maybe if they put cupcakes at the finish line…
October 24th, 2011 · 15 Comments · Daily, It Goes In My Face, Out on the Town, Stump Stirrings
It seems that I keep putting posts up and then taking them down because I’ve become severely self-conscious of looking like a jerk or offending a group of people. This should not offend anyone. (Unless you’re opposed to Halloween. If you’re opposed to Halloween, LOOK AWAY!) On Saturday evening, we took Hermione and Evil Angel [...]
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Pudding Down!
September 22nd, 2011 · 19 Comments · Don't look at my feet., Stump Stirrings
You know, I rarely start things out like this, but: Damnit. As you know, I’ve been running. I leave the house at around 5:30 in the morning, I get to the gym at 5:36, I sit in the parking lot and blow my nose 37 times because I’m one of those people who has to [...]
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Running, Working, Spinning, Fighting!
September 13th, 2011 · 11 Comments · Sit and Spin, Stump Stirrings
This morning I got up and ran at 5:30. Seriously. I did. I’m not even lying to you. AND, I’m the first to admit that This Is Not Me. Let me tell you the reasons why I loved running at 5:30. 1. I had the track to myself for the first twenty minutes. SO, I [...]
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The Stirring of the Stumps
September 8th, 2011 · 31 Comments · Daily, Stump Stirrings, Will it make me sick?
So, it has been nearly two months since I told my doctor I was going to do a Couch to 5K program. School started, and I didn’t get off of the couch. I used my surgery as an excuse to stay on the couch a little longer. Then I got a cold. It’s difficult to [...]
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