ETA: The tickets have been taken. Hooray!!! Thanks to all who inquired!
Here’s the scoop.
A few weeks back, I was made aware of the fact that Sondre Lerche is coming to town. And I love him. So I bought tickets.
Now, it has become clear that I will not be able to attend the show. And I’m [...]

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It has been entirely too long since I’ve checked in.
Our modem exploded, you see, and because AT&T doesn’t really give us many options, we had to order The Same Exact Modem, and it won’t arrive until later this week.
As a result of this madness, our internet connection is embarrassingly slow. Uploads time out before they [...]

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Last year I was typing away on a Fluid Pudding post, and when I went to save it, I received an error message. I hit the back button, cut and pasted my entire entry into my e-mail, and then entered it again paragraph by paragraph at the website. (I’m boring you! Please stick with me!) [...]

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While in high school, I played the piano.
I scored a piano scholarship to the University of Missouri, and after a semester I decided that I wasn’t really talented/dedicated enough to be a capital M Musician.
I haven’t really played much since then.
We had our piano tuned a few days ago.
I’m very sloppy, but after nearly two [...]

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I had no idea he was so stinkin’ funny. The part about his honorary doctorate? (It starts around 2:37.) It gets me Every Time.

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I’m sort of updating this as I go, until I end up doing an inadvertent impression of Glenn Close crying in the shower.
Breakfast: One cup of Earl Grey with (perfectly legal) honey, one half cup of cherry gelatin, one half cup of beef broth, one iced coffee with Splenda.
Mid-morning snack: One cup of apple juice, [...]

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Many of you have requested this video, and I figured today would be the perfect day to put it back up.
It moves the FAFPBPA shirt down a bit! It shows a kid with great (sweaty bedhead) hair! I’m sort of singing!
Anyway. Enjoy.

(I removed the related videos which all featured actual snakes biting actual babies. You [...]

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This morning I dropped Meredith off at school, returned home with Harper, made coffee, started a load of laundry, plopped down onto the couch, and remembered that I haven’t pulled up Fluid Pudding in over a week.
Whiny Paragraph: I barely made it through the evening of Meet the Teacher last week. Argh. I’m not sure [...]

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Don’t you hate it when someone starts singing songs about giving away muffins and then they disappear for a week? Let the Truth Be Told: I never heard back from my muffin man. I’m going to contact one other person (Governor Muffin) to see what I can do, but right now it’s not looking good.
Speaking [...]

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