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I’m sort of updating this as I go, until I end up doing an inadvertent impression of Glenn Close crying in the shower. Breakfast: One cup of Earl Grey with (perfectly legal) honey, one half cup of cherry gelatin, one half cup of beef broth, one iced coffee with Splenda. Mid-morning snack: One cup of [...]

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Many of you have requested this video, and I figured today would be the perfect day to put it back up. It moves the FAFPBPA shirt down a bit! It shows a kid with great (sweaty bedhead) hair! I’m sort of singing! Anyway. Enjoy. (I removed the related videos which all featured actual snakes biting [...]

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This morning I dropped Meredith off at school, returned home with Harper, made coffee, started a load of laundry, plopped down onto the couch, and remembered that I haven’t pulled up Fluid Pudding in over a week. Whiny Paragraph: I barely made it through the evening of Meet the Teacher last week. Argh. I’m not [...]

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Don’t you hate it when someone starts singing songs about giving away muffins and then they disappear for a week? Let the Truth Be Told: I never heard back from my muffin man. I’m going to contact one other person (Governor Muffin) to see what I can do, but right now it’s not looking good. [...]

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Last year, to commemorate the anniversary of my birth, I stuffed quite a few marshmallows into my mouth to see if I could get past a dozen without choking. This year I fully intended to do the same thing, but really. How many marshmallow stuffing videos does the world need? (Plus, I’m wearing my new [...]

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It’s been a busy week at the Pudding house. As you know, we adopted Ramona last Saturday, and are now struggling with keeping her sequestered from Sidney (our other cat) as she gets over that whole Humane Society Upper Respiratory Infection thing. (By the way, I HATE giving medicine to a cat.) Apparently, Luna’s death [...]

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So, last year I made a video of myself writing all over my face for Easter. About a month after I posted it, all hell broke loose. Let’s just say this: There’s an amazing dead pianist out there with a crabby family who doesn’t appreciate his music being played while a complete idiot marks herself [...]

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So, I posted the following few paragraphs and reviews earlier today, and then it seemed weird to be posting anything in light of the terrible news about Madeline. (You can donate to March of Dimes in her honor by heading over here.) Anyway, I’m always completely speechless in these situations, and then I read what [...]

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I’ve been Doobleh-Vayed! (And it feels good!) And if that’s not enough to make my day, this morning I took Harper to The Little Gym, and I met a knitter! Last week I spent the entire Little Gym hour listening to a mom talk about her servants (Yep. She has live-in help, and she refers [...]

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