I absolutely love that most of you remember the spelling word that took you down in elementary school. The word that Meredith will remember for the rest of her life? Defiantly. The great news? Meredith finished in third place. (Of course, because she’s just like me, she HATES that she came in third. She’s PISSED [...]

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Lady at Pharmacy: You’re back again? Me: I’m back again. Lady at Pharmacy: You’ve still got the lice? Me: I don’t have the lice. BUT, both of my kids do. It’s SO much better than it was two nights ago, but we’re still not completely done with it. We’re close. Lady Behind Me: Oh! YOU’VE [...]

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So, today’s NaBloPoMo entry is going to be a short one. It seems that Meredith has lice. LICE. LICE!!! I have been to Walgreens, where I purchased $38,495 worth of lice-killing products. I am flipping out a bit. (More than a bit.) Why am I suddenly itching?! WHY?!?!?! (Blue Sky: This will be The Thing [...]

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Monday night was not a good night. Scout woke us up at around three o’clock in the morning by throwing up all over the inside of her crate. Jeff took her outside for some fresh air, and I grabbed the paper towels and started cleaning up the mess. I hope you’re not eating right now. [...]

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So, remember yesterday when I mentioned that something in the house smelled like urine? I noticed that the odor was stronger when I was sitting at the computer, which made me think it was something in the kitchen. Later in the afternoon, I noticed that it was pretty terrible when I was driving the car, [...]

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So, it has been nearly two months since I told my doctor I was going to do a Couch to 5K program. School started, and I didn’t get off of the couch. I used my surgery as an excuse to stay on the couch a little longer. Then I got a cold. It’s difficult to [...]

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Jeff came home early from work last Tuesday because he had a terrible cold. He’s not one to jump the gun on sick days, so it really surprised me when he stayed home on Wednesday, too. On Thursday, when I started feeling heaviness in my head, I was So Angry. Friday found me home alone [...]

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Despite some fairly minor glitches, the tying of the tubes was a success! Glitch #1: Everyone I talked to at the hospital seemed a bit worried to hear that I was on a solo mission. Jeff dropped me off at 6:00, and planned on being back by 8:15. The surgery was scheduled for 8:00, and [...]

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Here is an actual ultrasound taken of my pelvic area earlier this morning. If you go back in time to your most recent anatomy class, you’ll realize that you are pleased to be at my cervix! Get it?! HA HA HA! Anyway, here we see my fallopian tubes, a couple of good looking ovaries, a [...]

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About six months ago, my doctor and I had a conversation about exercise. Doctor: So, other than the thing on your hip, how are you feeling? Me: I’m a little rough around the edges, but I think I’m just getting old. Doctor: You’re 41. That’s not old. Me: Are you flirting with me? Doctor: If [...]

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