Entries Tagged as 'Will it make me sick?'

There’s a hole in my sniffer!

May 17th, 2012 · 26 Comments · It Goes In My Face, Will it make me sick?

So, I talked about it back in January. AND, I talked about it again in April. Today I had a root beer and pickle chip lunch with a friend. One thing led to another and suddenly I found myself sitting on a table in a tattoo and piercing shop. Sometimes you just have to stop […]

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To Kale a Mockingbird

April 13th, 2012 · 22 Comments · Will it make me sick?

This is Tuesday’s haul from the produce co-op. We scored cilantro, two bunches of kale, bananas, cherry tomatoes, Baby Bella mushrooms, broccoli, green peppers, limes, lemons, corn, zucchini, garlic, mangos, oranges, and pears. All for a total of $23. Now I shall share a dark secret with you. I have never eaten kale before. On […]

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Bees and the Bedecking of my Blowhole

January 21st, 2012 · 34 Comments · Conversations with Meredith, Daily, Just asking, Will it make me sick?

I absolutely love that most of you remember the spelling word that took you down in elementary school. The word that Meredith will remember for the rest of her life? Defiantly. The great news? Meredith finished in third place. (Of course, because she’s just like me, she HATES that she came in third. She’s PISSED […]

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Oh! The Google!

November 19th, 2011 · 21 Comments · NaBloPoMo, Will it make me sick?

Lady at Pharmacy: You’re back again? Me: I’m back again. Lady at Pharmacy: You’ve still got the lice? Me: I don’t have the lice. BUT, both of my kids do. It’s SO much better than it was two nights ago, but we’re still not completely done with it. We’re close. Lady Behind Me: Oh! YOU’VE […]

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I don’t drink whiskey. Please send whiskey.

November 17th, 2011 · 18 Comments · NaBloPoMo, Will it make me sick?

So, today’s NaBloPoMo entry is going to be a short one. It seems that Meredith has lice. LICE. LICE!!! I have been to Walgreens, where I purchased $38,495 worth of lice-killing products. I am flipping out a bit. (More than a bit.) Why am I suddenly itching?! WHY?!?!?! (Blue Sky: This will be The Thing […]

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Turkey and Cheese and Oh No.

November 4th, 2011 · 16 Comments · A Dog's Life, Daily, NaBloPoMo, Will it make me sick?

Monday night was not a good night. Scout woke us up at around three o’clock in the morning by throwing up all over the inside of her crate. Jeff took her outside for some fresh air, and I grabbed the paper towels and started cleaning up the mess. I hope you’re not eating right now. […]

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Urine for a Surprise!

October 12th, 2011 · 28 Comments · Daily, Just asking, Will it make me sick?

So, remember yesterday when I mentioned that something in the house smelled like urine? I noticed that the odor was stronger when I was sitting at the computer, which made me think it was something in the kitchen. Later in the afternoon, I noticed that it was pretty terrible when I was driving the car, […]

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The Stirring of the Stumps

September 8th, 2011 · 31 Comments · Daily, Stump Stirrings, Will it make me sick?

So, it has been nearly two months since I told my doctor I was going to do a Couch to 5K program. School started, and I didn’t get off of the couch. I used my surgery as an excuse to stay on the couch a little longer. Then I got a cold. It’s difficult to […]

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Snorting and Stomping

September 6th, 2011 · 15 Comments · A Dog's Life, Daily, Will it make me sick?

Jeff came home early from work last Tuesday because he had a terrible cold. He’s not one to jump the gun on sick days, so it really surprised me when he stayed home on Wednesday, too. On Thursday, when I started feeling heaviness in my head, I was So Angry. Friday found me home alone […]

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Everybody’s talking ’bout mediations, United Nations, congratulations on my tubal ligation…

August 22nd, 2011 · 29 Comments · Daily, Will it make me sick?

Despite some fairly minor glitches, the tying of the tubes was a success! Glitch #1: Everyone I talked to at the hospital seemed a bit worried to hear that I was on a solo mission. Jeff dropped me off at 6:00, and planned on being back by 8:15. The surgery was scheduled for 8:00, and […]

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