While working at the yarn store, I often find myself yelling, “Oh, fun!” whenever someone talks about the project she is working on. My Oh Funs are annoying, brainless, and as unpredictable as an explosive sneeze.
Random knitter: And when I’m done with the scarf, I think I’ll use the leftover yarn for a hat.
Me: Oh, fun!
Today, after my 83rd “Oh, fun!” I wondered how people would respond if I substituted another F word for the Fun.
Random knitter: I’m determined to learn how to knit two socks at a time on circular needles.
Me: Oh, f**k!
Meredith, while in the tub this evening, told Jeff that she has some good news and some bad news.
MC: The good news? We’ll be landing in a few minutes. The bad news? It’s going to be a crash landing.