I wish you to gasp not only at what you read but at the miracle of it being readable.

Seven years ago I dressed like a different author for each day in November. On November 8, 2017, I was Vladimir Nabokov.

This is one of my favorite Nabokovisms: “Mind you, sometimes the angels smoke, hiding it with their sleeves, and when the archangel comes, they throw the cigarettes away: that’s when you get shooting stars.”
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(If you’ve considered reading some Nabokov, you may want to do it soon—before his books potentially become more difficult to find.)

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(Also, please listen to the hat.)