A few days back I was feeling sick and cranky, so I did what anyone else would do when feeling sick and cranky: I went online and purchased a gift for myself.
It arrived about an hour ago and although I’m still feeling sick and cranky, I’m now feeling sick and cranky in a fresh jacket.

It’s white with black stripes after Easter and black with white stripes after Labor Day and it will serve me well as I crystallize my dream of orchestrating a major career change during the final 25% of my life.
