Fluid Pudding was down yesterday, and when I say Fluid Pudding I mean this very website—not me. (I have been called “Pudding” before. A few people have asked, “Are you Fluid Pudding?” Honestly, I love when that happens because it makes me feel like Parker Posey.)
So, because the site was down, I wasn’t able to update, meaning I failed at my own personal NaBloPoMo. BUT, what if I update twice today? Would that make up for it? Here’s the beautiful thing: I didn’t give myself any rules. I rarely do, because I trust that I’ll do the right thing. Let’s see what happens.
Me: I’m trying to teach myself the marching band dance break.
Meredith: Why would you do that?
Me: Because I’m 48 and dependable and who knows when they might need me to step in?
Meredith: No.
Harper: Don’t ever do that again.
We’re not completely out of the woods with the site (or the use of clichés). I’ve been told I have to go into my site code and change some things.
Obstacle #1: Go into my site code. Obstacle #2: Change some things.
I’m giving myself three days.
Day One: Pretend I don’t have to figure out how to find my site code. Go to a marching band competition. Maybe eat a funnel cake.
Day Two: Make some hot tea and take some deep breaths and figure out how to go into my site code.
Day Three: Change some things.
We had funnel cakes to kick off the United Way campaign at work. It’s a sad, sad day when you realize that funnel cakes are no longer good to you.
I’m impressed with your dancing. tell your daughters they are being meanies not letting you dance. Dance is for everyone. Haven’t they seen the music video for Justin Timberlake’s ” Just got the feeling” or somesuchness? ;)
In solidarity, my plantar fasciitis hurts from watching your extraordinary foot shaking skillz.
Also, here I am thinking I’d better warm up (make that catch up because, yes, it’s been a while) on blog comments here in anticipation of the dreaded month of NoMoBlahPo…only to find that you’ve already been doing it?? Aieeeee!
(Scrambling to scroll backwards in order to maintain my personal Pudding loyalty cred!)