John Slattery has a cute little nose. And so does Jeff.

Harper approached me last night with a very serious look on her face.

Harper: Mom, if Justin Bieber marries Selena Gomez, will I still have dreams about him?

Me: Well, first of all, I doubt that Bieber and Selena Gomez get married. BUT, to answer your question, yes! You can still have dreams about him. I mean, I guess you can still dream about him.

Harper: It’s just that *I* want to marry him.

Me: I  know. BUT, you’re five. You have a lot of living to do before it’s time to get married.

Harper: Actually, I can get married when I’m eighteen, but I might want to be a rock star first.

Me: Yes. I would love for you to be a rock star first. OR, maybe you can go to college!

Harper: It’s just that Bieber has such a cute little nose.

Oh, Harper. I get it. When I was a kid, Andy Gibb had a cute little nose. And then Les McKeown had a cute little nose. And how many photos of myself did I tape over Nancy McKeon’s face just so I could get next to Michael J. Fox’s cute little nose?

This one’s for you, Harper. Admittedly, it’s Creepiness Deluxe. BUT, I think you’ll like it. Suddenly, your big face is covering Selena’s—right next to Bieber’s cute little nose.

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15 thoughts on “John Slattery has a cute little nose. And so does Jeff.”

  4. I love the picture too. When she becomes a rockstar I am so going to see her.
    I also had a crush on Michael J. Fox. I waited in line at Worlds’s of Fun with my friend Heather so we could see him talk. I’ll bet if I looked really hard I could still find the picture I got that day.

  5. Behold your mad Photoshop skillz! Personally, I thought Christian Slater and Johnny Depp had really cute noses. I still have a thing for Johnny Depp’s schnozz.

  6. Oh Andy Gibb! I had such a crush on him!!

    That picture is priceless! It would likely cause my niece to go into convulsions because it’s not *her* face photoshopped next to Bieber’s.

  8. You did a terrific job with that photo! Hope she loves it.

    Davy Jones had a cute nose in my day. And many of my school chums had a thing for Donny Osmond’s nose later on.

    I feel bad for anyone who had a crush on Michael Jackson’s nose, since it changed so much.

  9. 1. Harper is *way* cuter than Selena, so maybe Justin will wait for her…
    2. My favorite nose was (is) Jake Gyllenhaal

  15. well I have a thing about noses and here are MY favorites:
    Jered Padelecki
    Nicholas Hoult
    Nick Jonas
    Garrett Hedlund
    Timothy Olyphant

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