You know that Jeff is a fairly reserved guy, right?
You also know that the Mizzou Tigers played Nebraska in Nebraska yesterday, right?
Did you know that the Mizzou Tigers haven’t scored a victory in Nebraska in thirty years?
And because Jeff gazelled around the yard flying the Mizzou flag for nearly ten minutes, the Tigers took Nebraska down with a final score of 52-17. It just goes to show that sometimes you have to shake it up in order to come out on top, Cliché Wizard.