I come to you this day to report that my colon is clear and healthy, and I may now sit safely under the large (and slightly itchy) IBS quilt.
Wait. Did you just say you wanted to see a photograph of my colon? Well, here you go!
(That is not a hot dog, René Magritte!)
As you can see, what my colon lacks in personality, he makes up for in shininess! Pizazz, even!
When he gets spruced up a bit, he turns into an angry (and sweaty) chemistry teacher!
(Thanks to everyone for the comments and e-mails. I’m now off to Chicago for my annual Fiber and Sushi Hajj.)