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Ode to John Green, who was stabbed by thugs one week ago tonight.

December 18th, 2009 · 8 Comments · Daily, Super Music Saturday

(For the full John Green is a Survivor effect, you’ll want to start the music before reading!)

You could never know what it’s like.
Your blood like winter freezes just like ice,
And there’s a cold lonely light that shines from you.
You’ll wind up like the wreck you hide behind that mask you use.

John Green

And did you think this fool could never win?
Well look at me, I’m coming back again!
I got a taste of love in a simple way,
And if you need to know while I’m still standing you just fade away.

Jeff loves John Green.

Don’t you know I’m still standing better than I ever did?
Looking like a true survivor, feeling like a little kid!
I’m still standing after all this time,
Picking up the pieces of my life without you on my mind!


I’m still standing yeah, yeah, yeah!
I’m still standing yeah, yeah, yeah!


Once I never could hope to win.
You starting down the road leaving me again.
The threats you made were meant to cut me down,
And if our love was just a circus you’d be a clown by now!

Et cetera.

(Okay. It’s almost like that song was WRITTEN for John Green, don’t you think? The threats you made WERE MEANT TO CUT ME DOWN?!)

((I’ve taken a lot of cold medicine. Enjoy your evening.))

Oh! Don’t forget: I have two giveaways going on right now.
One has something to do with Kisses and a $100 Visa gift card.
The other? A fancy pants Viliv S5.


8 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Sandy // Dec 18, 2009 at 10:11 pm

    I was just talking about how I’m glad I don’t own a BB gun, because if I did, I’d be super busy right now, shooting out people’s inflatable Christmas decorations.

  • 2 Alli // Dec 18, 2009 at 10:31 pm

    Was he able to keep his spleen?

  • 3 Windsor Grace // Dec 19, 2009 at 9:37 am

    Those thugs are going straight to hell for what they did. Good thing John Greene is ok.

  • 4 Dooley // Dec 19, 2009 at 10:07 am

    I simply don’t know what to say. Well, maybe I’ll say this: you can treat the symptoms without the jittery out-of-head feeling of Dayquil.

  • 5 The Coffee Lady // Dec 19, 2009 at 3:08 pm

    Good grief, you fiend. You could at least have given him a plaster.

  • 6 blackbird // Dec 19, 2009 at 6:51 pm

    Oh, that’s just harsh.

  • 7 April // Dec 21, 2009 at 11:10 am

    My thoughts and prayers are with John. *shakes fist at thugs*

  • 8 Isabella Golightly // Dec 21, 2009 at 9:36 pm

    Not that I’m not really glad that he’s okay, but… I was working on a version of ‘John Brown’s body’ for you to sing at the Snowman Cemetary…

    “John Green’s Body lies a melting in the snow, which little bastard stabbed him I guess we’ll never know”… and so on. More verses available on request.

    And no, I haven’t had any cold medication. Why do you ask?