Yesterday afternoon I was sort of feeling a headache coming on, so I decided to take a Tylenol before dropping Harper off at school. I reached into the cabinet, and because I tend to not think straight when I’m dealing with medication, I quickly took a Tylenol PM. Immediately after swallowing it, I thought, “Whoops.” [...]
Entries Tagged as 'Cucumbers aren’t always cool.'
With scarves of red tied ’round their throats…
December 23rd, 2009 · 24 Comments · Cucumbers aren't always cool., Daily, Make Out Parties, Super Music Saturday
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NaBloPoMo Freak Out!
November 25th, 2009 · 1 Comment · Cucumbers aren't always cool., Daily, NaBloPoMo
This morning I was drinking coffee and checking e-mail and WHOOSH! our internet connection quit. No lights were blinking. Frogs began falling from the sky. Veiled horsemen began circling outside the house. People (mostly me) were flipping out. (Actually, Jeff detected my sweat and sent me off to the shower so he could fix it [...]
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The Story of the Cake Fall
November 17th, 2009 · 15 Comments · Cucumbers aren't always cool., Daily, NaBloPoMo
Fact: When I was a kid, my mom took my sister and I to school every morning and picked us up every afternoon. Fact: Every year in the fall (no foreshadowing pun intended), our elementary school would hold a Family Fun Night. And that Family Fun Night included a cake walk. Fact: My mom used [...]
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I threw a cake when I was nine. I’ll tell you that story later.
November 12th, 2009 · 19 Comments · Cucumbers aren't always cool., Daily, NaBloPoMo
As you know, I had to take a food item to school yesterday for teachers to snack on during the Parent/Teacher Conferences. Harper and I went to the store yesterday morning, and quickly decided on a cheese and sausage platter with crackers. When we returned home, Harper looked at me with her big brown eyes [...]
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I want to go to Canada for their Thanksgiving. Who’ll have me?
October 8th, 2009 · 12 Comments · Cucumbers aren't always cool., Daily
It’s cold and rainy today (which I love), and three of the four kids in my house (sometimes I count the cats) are sick right now. With that said, I had jelly on my toast and hot Earl Grey (with honey) for breakfast, so I really have no complaints. On the calendar for this evening [...]
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Blame it on the rays? Yeah. Yeah!
October 5th, 2009 · No Comments · Cucumbers aren't always cool., Daily, Giving Stuff Away, Review
For some unknown reason, I spent the entire weekend dressed up as Petulant Pudding. I’m choosing to blame my foulness on the stingrays we visited at the St. Louis Zoo Saturday morning. I have to blame my ire on something, you see, and because the stingrays are now loaded up and on their way to [...]
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All I wanted was to dance to a Milli Vanilli tune. Thwarted again.
September 24th, 2009 · 20 Comments · Cucumbers aren't always cool., Daily
As you know, I went to my high school reunion last year. As a result, I’m now once again in touch with all of my favorites from high school (via Facebook, of course). Actually, I take that back. I’m in touch with my favorites who are actually on Facebook. I’m still looking for this guy [...]
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I’m eating my hair. I’m eating my hair!
September 18th, 2009 · 10 Comments · Cucumbers aren't always cool., Daily, Will it make me sick?
So, I’m about to update my website software to the latest version, and I’m shaking in my boots. My hair is curling, my flesh is crawling, my blood is running cold, et cetera. Confession: I am scared to death of driving around in a big city. I’m no good at it. I make lots of [...]
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Stock up on the Northern! It’s FAFPBPA time!!!
August 25th, 2009 · 31 Comments · Cucumbers aren't always cool., Just asking, Will it make me sick?
Do you remember back in March when I threw my fist to the sky and invited you to participate in the First Annual Fluid Pudding BreadPuddingAlong (also known as FAFPBPA, which is pronounced FafPuhBuhPah)? Six months have passed, and I think it’s time we have ANOTHER FafPuhBuhPah! But this time? Let’s shake it up a [...]
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I’ll drive all night just to buy you some shoes.
August 23rd, 2009 · 21 Comments · Cucumbers aren't always cool., Daily, Make Out Parties
This morning I decided to be in the market for athletic shoes. (Would it look like I’m trying too hard if I said something like “This was no small feat!”?! I like to think that I’m cooler than that. Let’s shift focus a bit, shall we? It was one year ago tonight when Jeff and [...]
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