A few days back, Harper decided that along with being a Doctor of Bunnies, she would also like to work in a nail salon when she grows up.
She knows how important experience is when applying for a position in a nail salon, so she asked Jeff if he would like to be her first customer.
He sat down on the (sort of filthy) kitchen floor and gathered his nerves as Harper prepared her polishes.
It isn’t often that the girls notice Jeff’s missing toe. (Long story short for those who aren’t aware: Jeff accidentally cut off his thumb while working in a blacksmith shop several years ago. A plastic surgeon decided to amputate his toe and place it where the missing thumb used to be. All is well, and Jeff still plays basketball.) Anyway, Harper felt a bit cheated when she realized that she had five polishes, and only nine toes.
Harper: Give me the thumb.
When the polish dried, Harper encouraged Jeff to show off his complete set of freshly painted toes.
The next day, when Jeff went to work, his boss immediately noticed the sparkly toe thumb.
Later that evening, Jeff and the girls went to the pool, where I’m sure the other dads admired his rainbow toes.