When Meredith takes classes at the middle school, more often than not she comes home with a new joke. This is what happened in the car on the way home from school last Thursday.
Immediately, the gears in Harper’s brain began to smoke. She would not be outdone.
Me: Okay. No.
Harper: Wasn’t that funny?
Me: Actually, I thought it was very funny. But for the wrong reasons. We can’t use Whore. Can you come up with a different ending?
Me: Yes! Torse!!!! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
Meredith: What’s a whore?
Me: WHO WANTS A FROSTY FROM WENDY’S?! Because I do!!!