Jeff has a work phone. And it’s not just a work phone, it’s a jazzed up crazy iPhone with a bunch of doodads and geegaws.
One of his recent doodad/geegaw acquisitions is titled Price Check by Amazon. With this particular app, you can say a product name into the phone, and it will do an Amazon price check for you. He was showing it to me this afternoon, and it was really pretty amazing. Until it wasn’t.
Jeff: Watch this. RITZ CRACKERS.
Me: AUGH! That’s nuts! Try one of my knitting books!
Jeff: Which one?
Me: This one!
Jeff: KNITTED LACE OF ESTONIA!
Phone Display: I have no results for Naked Ladies with Dystonia.
Me: Wow. That was a close one. Here. Try this cookbook.
Jeff: MAKE IT FAST, COOK IT SLOW!
Phone Display: I have no results for Naked Brats Cook it Slow.
Me: You’re going to be fired on Monday.
The Pudding Family would like to wish you a Happy New Year!