Harper approached me last night with a very serious look on her face.
Harper: Mom, if Justin Bieber marries Selena Gomez, will I still have dreams about him?
Me: Well, first of all, I doubt that Bieber and Selena Gomez get married. BUT, to answer your question, yes! You can still have dreams about him. I mean, I guess you can still dream about him.
Harper: It’s just that *I* want to marry him.
Me: I know. BUT, you’re five. You have a lot of living to do before it’s time to get married.
Harper: Actually, I can get married when I’m eighteen, but I might want to be a rock star first.
Me: Yes. I would love for you to be a rock star first. OR, maybe you can go to college!
Harper: It’s just that Bieber has such a cute little nose.
Oh, Harper. I get it. When I was a kid, Andy Gibb had a cute little nose. And then Les McKeown had a cute little nose. And how many photos of myself did I tape over Nancy McKeon’s face just so I could get next to Michael J. Fox’s cute little nose?
This one’s for you, Harper. Admittedly, it’s Creepiness Deluxe. BUT, I think you’ll like it. Suddenly, your big face is covering Selena’s—right next to Bieber’s cute little nose.