Have faith in you and the things you do.

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Me: Meredith, do you want me to put together some sort of party favor for your friends?

Meredith: People should feel blessed that they are getting a mix tape from me. It’s liquid fire.

Me: Okay then.

Meredith: By the way, your drink is bigger than my future. Did you know that an emphysemic patient coughs up up to two cups of phlegm each morning?

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9 thoughts on “Have faith in you and the things you do.”

  1. I am seeing overwhelming proof that the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree……….

  2. I do not want to know anything else about emphysema, thankyouverymuch.

    A liquid fire mix tape sounds fantastic. Are the kids burning cds these days? Thumbdrives? How does that work now?

  3. I love the girl who backed in her flip flops. She’ll be the first on the trampoline, the first in the buffet line, the one who gets to ride shotgun. Smart!

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