Entries from May 2012

So Far, So Good

May 25th, 2012 · 14 Comments · Daily, Infinite Summer, Stump Stirrings

I am pleased to report that we have reached the first weekend of our summer break. Meredith has read over 500 pages this week, and has decided to devote her summer to reading the Mark Twain 2012-2013 Final Nominees. Harper has been focusing her energy on the Newsboys Strike of 1899. We’ve heard a rumor [...]

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She’s Come Undone

May 21st, 2012 · 29 Comments · Cucumbers aren't always cool., Daily

Today is the last day of school. I’ve always preferred the first day of school to the last day. Something about the smell of pencils and the feeling of potential jazzes me much more than the smell of sweat and the possibility of chaos. This morning, instead of going through the circle drive to drop [...]

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There’s a hole in my sniffer!

May 17th, 2012 · 26 Comments · It Goes In My Face, Will it make me sick?

So, I talked about it back in January. AND, I talked about it again in April. Today I had a root beer and pickle chip lunch with a friend. One thing led to another and suddenly I found myself sitting on a table in a tattoo and piercing shop. Sometimes you just have to stop [...]

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42 Spanking Heads Baked in a Pie

May 14th, 2012 · 16 Comments · Daily, Make Out Parties

As you know, I turned 42 over the weekend. 42 has always been one of my very favorite numbers, so I have it in my head that it’s only a matter of minutes before my bucket starts filling up with more glitter, peach pie, and fancy (yet sensible) shoes. My life took a bit of [...]

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It’s the heart afraid of breaking that never learns to dance!

May 9th, 2012 · 15 Comments · Daily

Since we last spoke, I helped a bunch of adorable first graders make buttons (I helped only the adorable ones. I sent the not-so-adorable ones away.), I took a gaggle of girls out for pedicures and fondue, I talked about physical therapy vs. massage with my migraine doctor, I met up with a friend for [...]

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This is what’s under my skirt.

May 2nd, 2012 · 17 Comments · Daily

When I was in college, I would spend the summer months working in St. Louis for a company that tries to prevent people from collecting unemployment benefits. (It’s a long story. It never really matched up with my core values, and because I hate to compromise when it comes to Values, I eventually transferred over [...]

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