Entries from November 2010

No one’s gloomy or complaining while the flatware’s entertaining!

November 29th, 2010 · 11 Comments · Out on the Town, Shorties

We’re back. The trip was amazing and fast and as you can see, we met a beautiful princess. Actually, we met a bunch of princesses. We had breakfast with them! Me: Ask Ariel if she misses her dad. Harper: Why? Me: Because she decided that she would rather have legs and a boy than a [...]

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I’m thankful for Ira Glass and Regina Spektor.

November 22nd, 2010 · 8 Comments · Daily, Video! Video! Video!

So, missing yesterday really wasn’t that bad, was it? It occurred to me this morning that I want to leave something truly delightful on the top of my page since I’ll be away for the next few days. The following video, although made over three and a half years ago, includes Ira Glass discussing vegetarianism [...]

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I haven’t used the word Desultory in a long time.

November 20th, 2010 · 7 Comments · Daily, Make Out Parties, NaBloPoMo

A few days ago, my friend and neighbor came over with this. (Actually, the jar was full when she gave it to me.) Anyway, she told me that she had seen my post about Mihow’s amazing schizophrenic lollipops, and she was inspired to make some of her own hard candy. Using herbs from her garden, [...]

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It’s a marshmallow world with jelly bears and wheeee!!! Let’s change the subject!

November 19th, 2010 · 41 Comments · Daily, NaBloPoMo, Shorties

Harper came out to the car yesterday with a worried look on her face. When I asked her what was up, she hesitated for a bit—which isn’t her normal style. Harper: Well, on the way out to the car, a first grader told me that Santa Claus isn’t real. Me: What?! Harper: Yeah. First she [...]

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I just saved Harper from spending her elementary career in prison.

November 18th, 2010 · 6 Comments · Daily, Harperisms, NaBloPoMo

The girls are getting super SUPER excited about the Disney World trip next week. Although I’ve talked to them about the dangers of tooting horns and I constantly perform my Bragging is Ugly song (sung to the tune of The Reflex by Duran Duran!), I have a funny feeling they’ve been spending a lot of [...]

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Add “Big Fat Pillow Hat” to my List of Needs.

November 17th, 2010 · 14 Comments · Daily, Don't look at my feet., NaBloPoMo

As you know, I picked my glasses up last Tuesday. Everything was fine until last Friday when I noticed that the frames were embedding themselves into the back of the left side of my skull. I went back to the glasses shop, where the woman who originally helped me choose the frames adjusted them for [...]

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They sleep and eat under one roof. They cannot get away from each other.

November 16th, 2010 · 9 Comments · Daily, NaBloPoMo, Shorties

Jeff and the girls drove to the library last night and picked up Cake Pops. This afternoon after school, the girls decided to go through the book and flag each of the recipes they would like to try sometime soon. When they were finished with the flags, they decided that flagging wasn’t good enough. What [...]

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Doors, Balls, and the Illusion of Depth Perception

November 15th, 2010 · 5 Comments · Daily, NaBloPoMo

I am pleased to report that the door man arrived at 10:00 this morning. Five hours later? New door. And, because it’s a small world after all, I learned that he also vacationed in Jackson Hole over the summer. (He did it the hardcore way—with camping supplies. We went the route of delicate flowers. We [...]

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In which I casually slip in REM and Michael Jackson lyrics…

November 14th, 2010 · 19 Comments · Cucumbers aren't always cool., Daily, NaBloPoMo

I just broke a vase by accidentally slamming another vase into it. Survival of the Fittest Vase is playing out in my kitchen sink, all because I still haven’t adjusted completely to my glasses. Watch out! I might be driving to the grocery store tonight! We’re out of milk, you see, and the Oberweis guy [...]

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Ah! Okay then!

November 13th, 2010 · 9 Comments · Daily, NaBloPoMo

I almost forgot to post today. So there you go. Let’s see. I got up this morning at around 8:00 with the deepest pillow wrinkle my cheek has ever seen. (It is now nearly 7:00 in the evening, and the pillow wrinkle is still there. Please don’t tell me to drink more water. I know.) [...]

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